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Lady Smoke
Lady Smoke
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Funny Joke:

What do a lawyer and a sperm have in common? Both have about a one in 3 million chance of becoming a human being!

Inspirational Quote:

Ask and it will be given to you; search, and you will find; knock and the door will be opened for you. By Jesus

Funny One-Liner:

Crime in multi-storey car parks. That is wrong on so many different levels.

Funny Riddle:

How do two snails fight?

Funny Sms Message:

My girlfriend ran off with my best friend after a relationship of four years....Oh how I miss my friend

Funny Chat Text:

Friends are like stars you cant always see them but you know they are ALWAYS there for you!

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One-Liner Top 5:

Crime in multi-storey car parks. That is wrong on so many different levels.
I feel like I would enjoy getting out of bed more if I had to do it only three times a week. This every-day thing is overkill.
Can I have your picture so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?
Love is like a machine... sometimes you need a good screw to fix it.
The more people I meet, the more I like my dog.