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What do a lawyer and a sperm have in common? Both have about a one in 3 million chance of becoming a human being!

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Your time is limited, so donít waste it living someone elseís life. By Steve Jobs

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Crime in multi-storey car parks. That is wrong on so many different levels.

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I am still single, my parents-in-law were not able to have children

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Love is a Feeling that Lasts Forever..

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One-Liner Top 5:

Crime in multi-storey car parks. That is wrong on so many different levels.
Did you hear about the dyslexic Satanist? He sold his soul to Santa.
Apple should make a sarcasm font and call it the iRoll.
Hey baby, wanna violate the Pauli Exclusion Principle with me?
Do you wanna see a magic trick? Watch me pull something out of my pants!