One day a guy goes to his doctor and says, "Doc I have these real bad headaches. What should I do?" The doctor replies, "Well, to get rid of my headaches I just have sex with my wife." They both laugh. A week later the patient ...read more Ya momma so fat one day she had ona pair of tight yellow britches she bent over to pick up a quarter. 3 guys got in. thought it was a yellow cab. ...read more Yo mama so short, she did a suicide jump off of the curb. ...read more Question: How many lawyers does it take to roof a house?Answer: Depends on how thin you slice them. ...read more What did one cannibal say to the other cannibal when they were eating a clown? "Does this taste funny to you?" ...read more Read all the Jokes
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I thought of you all day today. I was at the zoo. I don't consider you a vulture. I consider you something a vulture would eat. "Do you still love nature, despite what it did to you?" - Anon "Oh my God, look at you. Anyone else hurt in the accident?"- Don Rickles He's not stupid; he's possessed by a retarded ghost. Read all the insults
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category funny: I don't like to repeat things, so listen carefully the first six times Life's a bitch. Be its pimp I tought u were crazy, now i c ur nuts! Time flies like the wind; fruit flies like bananas I drink to make other people interesting More Msn names from the category funny
category love: sometimes two people need to fall apart to realize how much they need to fall back together To the world you are just one person but to one person you may be the world When the sea is blue love will make a dream come true! You are the eternal flame that keeps my heart burning. Roses are red violets are blue, suger is sweet and so are you! More Msn names from the category love
category cool: Everybody makes mistakes, thats why they put erasers on pencils -=You better excercise caution and be ready to run - Like a scared punk from a smoking gun=- (F)many ppl walk in & out of ur life, (W) but only true friends will leave footprints in ur heart (L) There are no stupid questions, just stupid people Hey! My downstairs is smiling at you :D;) More Msn names from the category cool
Funniest Sms texts
i have a little angel flying around with a hammer,
each person he hits gets a little bit of of my love... I HOPE HE BEATZ the S*#T out of U!! :) ...!! Jack and Jill went up the hill to have a little fun. But Stupid Jill forgot the pill and now they have a son. Man says to his wife : Let me take a picture of your breasts, than I can always look at them. Wife : Let me take a picture of you penis, I will have it enlarged. If kisses were water, I will give u sea. If hugs were leaves, I will give u a tree.If u luv a planet, I will give u a galaxy, if friendship is life I will give u mine. i want you. i shall seek and find you. i shall take you to bed and have my way with you. i will make you ache, shake and sweat till you moan and groan. i will make you beg for mercy. beg for me to stop. i will exhaust you to the point that you will be relieved when i'm finished with you and you will be weak for days. All My Love, Swine Flu xx More funny SMS texts
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