One day a guy goes to his doctor and says, "Doc I have these real bad headaches. What should I do?" The doctor replies, "Well, to get rid of my headaches I just have sex with my wife." They both laugh. A week later the patient ...read more Yo mama so short, she did a suicide jump off of the curb. ...read more What did one cannibal say to the other cannibal when they were eating a clown? "Does this taste funny to you?" ...read more Yo mama is so fat that when she was diagnosed with the flesh eating disease the doctor gave her 18 years to live. ...read more Question: How many lawyers does it take to roof a house? Answer: Depends on how thin you slice them. ...read more Read all the Jokes
I can tell you are lying. Your lips are moving. I could make a monkey out of you, but why should I take all the credit? Yo momma's so ugly, she looked out the window and got arrested for mooning. You are so dishonest that I can't even be sure that what you tell me are lies! Yo momma's so ugly even Rice Krispies won't talk to her! Read all the insults
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category funny: I tought u were crazy, now i c ur nuts! Whoever said nothing's impossible never tried to slam a revolving door I couldn't fix your brakes, so I made your horn louder! When I’m good, I’m really good, but when I’m bad I’m better I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants More Msn names from the category funny
category love: If I,m a bird than you are my seed, because you are the only one I need Be smart, Be clever put me in your heart 4-ever (L) My boyfriend told me to pick me or my horse... I'd better go get my saddle. (L) Baby I fly your the ónly one I need in my life I Would Lie 4 U, Cry 4 U, Ride Or Die 4 U, Touch The Sky 4 U! If You,d Ask me 2! More Msn names from the category love
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If u r a chocolate ur the sweetest, if u r a Teddy Bear u r the most huggable, If u are a Star u r the Brightest, and since u r my “FRIEND” u r the “BEST”!!! Last night I hugged my pillow and dreamt of you... I wish that someday I'd dream about my pillow and I'd be hugging you.
Does killing time damage eternity? Why do women not have a penis ? ......... That comes together with the brains.
The death of a friend is equivalent to the loss of a limb. More funny SMS texts