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A Dogs Live
A Dogs Live
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What do a lawyer and a sperm have in common? Both have about a one in 3 million chance of becoming a human being!

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Our lives begin to end the day we become silent about things that matter. By Martin Luther King Jr.

Funny One-Liner:

Crime in multi-storey car parks. That is wrong on so many different levels.

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Woman know that they are not that pretty any more when they have nothing to wear.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet and so are you!

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One-Liner Top 5:

Crime in multi-storey car parks. That is wrong on so many different levels.
I feel like I would enjoy getting out of bed more if I had to do it only three times a week. This every-day thing is overkill.
Can I have your picture so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?
Love is like a machine... sometimes you need a good screw to fix it.
The more people I meet, the more I like my dog.