One day a guy goes to his doctor and says, "Doc I have these real bad headaches. What should I do?" The doctor replies, "Well, to get rid of my headaches I just have sex with my wife." They both laugh. A week later the patient ...read more Yo mama so short, she did a suicide jump off of the curb. ...read more What did one cannibal say to the other cannibal when they were eating a clown? "Does this taste funny to you?" ...read more Ya momma so fat one day she had ona pair of tight yellow britches she bent over to pick up a quarter. 3 guys got in. thought it was a yellow cab. ...read more Question: How many lawyers does it take to roof a house?Answer: Depends on how thin you slice them. ...read more Read all the Jokes
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"Oh my God, look at you. Anyone else hurt in the accident?"- Don Rickles I thought of you all day today. I was at the zoo. He's not stupid; he's possessed by a retarded ghost. I hear that when you were a child your mother wanted to hire someone to take care of you, but the Mafia wanted too much. Yo mama so poor she waves around a popsicle stick and calls it air conditioning. Read all the insults
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category funny: I don't like to repeat things, so listen carefully the first six times I'm knot dumb! God bless Atheism Girls want a lot of things from one guy. Conversely, guys want one thing from a lot of girls Im sooo Bad, i do it in the car,i do it on the couch,i do it on my bed...GOD Texting is SUCH an obssession More Msn names from the category funny
category love: Thanks for you sweet words, thanks for jou warm smile, you the best on earth, i found you after one thousand miles! True Love is like ghosts, Everyone talks about, But very few have seen Baby I fly your the ónly one I need in my life LOVE LOVE LOVE WE ALL NEED LOVE TO BE COMPLETE Can I talk to you, Comfort you, Let you know, I care 4 you More Msn names from the category love
category cool: Save water, drink beer (F)many ppl walk in & out of ur life, (W) but only true friends will leave footprints in ur heart (L) -=You better excercise caution and be ready to run - Like a scared punk from a smoking gun=- if you love me let me know ,, if you don't let me GO roses are red, kisses are sloppy, buh wenn hes wiv mee.. it ay everr floppy!! More Msn names from the category cool
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Roses r red vilots r bule "yada yada yada" can i sleep with you! i have a willy but dont be so silly because my name is lilly which means i am a girl. If kisses were water, I will give u sea. If hugs were leaves, I will give u a tree.If u luv a planet, I will give u a galaxy, if friendship is life I will give u mine. Jack and Jill went up the hill to have a little fun. But Stupid Jill forgot the pill and now they have a son. Sorry, I don't date outside my species. More funny SMS texts
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