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Dad Jokes: When You Ask A Dad If

Best dad jokes

These are the best 10 dad jokes. Click on the text to read the entire joke.

• When you ask a dad if he's alright
• Would you like the milk in a bag
• My daughter screeched
• If a child refuses to sleep during nap time
• Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself
• I used to work in a shoe recycling shop
• Whenever the cashier at the grocery store asks
• How do you get a squirrel to like you
• Two goldfish are in a tank
• Can you put my shoes on

Random dad jokes

These are 10 dad jokes. Click on the text to read the entire joke.

• If a child refuses to sleep during nap time
• Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees
• Today my son asked can I have a book mark?
• Why don't skeletons ever go trick or treating
• I would avoid the sushi
• I've never gone to a gun range before
• Dads 50th birthday card
• Why can't you hear a psychiatrist using the bathroom
• When you ask a dad if he's alright
• I wouldn't buy anything with velcro

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