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Steak and sex are two of my favorite things.
I have them both the same way -- very rare.
How many seconds are in a year?
Only 12. January 2nd, February 2nd, etc.
I've learned that people will forget what you said, people will forget what you did, but people will never forget how you made them feel. By Maya Angelou
Inspirational quotesLite: the new way to spell "Light," now with 20% fewer letters!
One-LinersI had a ploughman's lunch T oTr day. He wasn't V happy.
Sms messagesBe smart, Be clever put me in your heart 4-ever
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