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Here you find 1562 Funny SMS Texts.
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| If kisses were water, I will give u sea. If hugs were leaves, I will give u a tree.If u luv a planet, I will give u a galaxy, if friendship is life I will give u mine. |
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| What happened 2 ur network? I tried 2 call u but the operator said "Welcome 2 the jungle, the monkey u r trying to call is on the tree....Plz try later." |
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| Last night I hugged my pillow and dreamt of you... I wish that someday I'd dream about my pillow and I'd be hugging you. |
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| Jack and Jill went up the hill to have a little fun. But Stupid Jill forgot the pill and now they have a son. |
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| A peach is a peach, a plum is a plum. what is a kiss without a tongue. |
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| Always draw a circle around the ones you love, never draw a heart because hearts can be broken, but circles are never ending. |
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| Very funny Scotty. Now beam up my clothes. |
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| You asked me who I liked and I said no one... but what I really meant was no one but you. |
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| How do you keep a blonde busy all day? Put her in a round room and tell her to sit in the corner |
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| How do you save a man from drowning? Take yer foot of his head. |
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