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do u remember da day we travelled in the car? i put ma dog out ov da window... u put ur face out... then people started shouting.. TWINS TWINS!!! deze is heel leuk!deze is niet leuk.

so my mom comes in my room and say's, "jake turn the tv off". i say "what channel is that on"? deze is heel leuk!deze is niet leuk.

I've tried to sit next to that weird girl Riley Tastifut in class but when she started to eat her pencil and bite her toes i decided to move. deze is heel leuk!deze is niet leuk.

Why did the good Lord give women thrush?..........To teach them how to live with an irritating twat before they actually marry one! deze is heel leuk!deze is niet leuk.

Schatz ich Liebe Dich über Alles auf der welt. NwLy. Baby .. 4- Ever <3<3 deze is heel leuk!deze is niet leuk.

Two Dwarfs went to a christmas party and found some women who they got on well with. After getting pissed they both toke the women to each others bedroom and has sex with them. The next day the first dwarf was asked by the second dwarf how was it, he replied i couldn't get it in. Then asked the second dwarf the same question. He replied u thought u got it bad i couldnt even get on the fucking bed. deze is heel leuk!deze is niet leuk.

Seven days without laughter makes one weak!! deze is heel leuk!deze is niet leuk.

Jack and Jill went up the hill to have a little fun. But Stupid Jill forgot the pill and now they have a son. deze is heel leuk!deze is niet leuk.

In The Event Of A Fire Please Read Below Not Now Yhuu Thick Cubt. Onli In The Event Of A Fire.. deze is heel leuk!deze is niet leuk.

i have a little angel flying around with a hammer, each person he hits gets a little bit of of my love... I HOPE HE BEATZ the S*#T out of U!! :) ...!! deze is heel leuk!deze is niet leuk.


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If kisses were water, I will give u sea. If hugs were leaves, I will give u a tree.If u luv a planet, I will give u a galaxy, if friendship is life I will give u mine. Funny SMS TextNot a Funny SMS Text

What happened 2 ur network? I tried 2 call u but the operator said "Welcome 2 the jungle, the monkey u r trying to call is on the tree....Plz try later." Funny SMS TextNot a Funny SMS Text

Last night I hugged my pillow and dreamt of you... I wish that someday I'd dream about my pillow and I'd be hugging you. Funny SMS TextNot a Funny SMS Text

Jack and Jill went up the hill to have a little fun. But Stupid Jill forgot the pill and now they have a son. Funny SMS TextNot a Funny SMS Text

A peach is a peach, a plum is a plum. what is a kiss without a tongue. Funny SMS TextNot a Funny SMS Text

Always draw a circle around the ones you love, never draw a heart because hearts can be broken, but circles are never ending. Funny SMS TextNot a Funny SMS Text

Very funny Scotty. Now beam up my clothes. Funny SMS TextNot a Funny SMS Text

You asked me who I liked and I said no one... but what I really meant was no one but you. Funny SMS TextNot a Funny SMS Text

How do you keep a blonde busy all day? Put her in a round room and tell her to sit in the corner Funny SMS TextNot a Funny SMS Text

How do you save a man from drowning? Take yer foot of his head. Funny SMS TextNot a Funny SMS Text


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