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What happened 2 ur network? I tried 2 call u but the operator said "Welcome 2 the jungle, the monkey u r trying to call is on the tree....Plz try later."
If kisses were water, I will give u sea. If hugs were leaves, I will give u a tree.If u luv a planet, I will give u a galaxy, if friendship is life I will give u mine.
Last night I hugged my pillow and dreamt of you... I wish that someday I'd dream about my pillow and I'd be hugging you.
What happens when you got scared twice half-dead ?
Why are there so many Smiths in the phone book? They all have a phone!
Lonely? no, how can I be lonely when you are always in my thoughts. I wake up with you and go to sleep with you. I love you!!
I see your face when I am dreaming!
That's why I always wake up screaming!
How do u occupy an idiot? Press down - Press up...Press Down...!
Please turn your mobile phone upside down now!!! Hurry 370HSSV 0773H
Ths msg cn only b read by a SEXY person - Nothing? Soz, I guess UR just not SEXY But hey, i Didnt force it ugly, so get lost!
On the cellphone pad of life, always keep one finger on the disconnect key.
The first half of our lives is ruined by our parents, and the second half by our children.
Abracadabra! Nope.....u still ugly!
Inflexibility is the hallmark of the Tiny Mind.
What did the bartender say to the jumper cables when they walked into the bar? Ok u 2, don't start anything.
Am I getting smart with you? ....How would you know?
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