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One afternoon a carpet layer had just finished installing carpet for a lady. He stepped out for a smoke, only to realize that he had lost his cigarettes. In the middle of the room, under the carpet, was a bump. "No sense pulling up the entire floor for one pack of smokes", the carpet layer said to himself. So, he got out his hammer and flattened the hump. As he was cleaning up, the lady came in. "Here", she said, handing him his pack of cigarettes, "I found them in the hallway, now, if only I could find my parakeet!"
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3 bums were outside a bar. The first one went in and asked for a fork. The second one went in and also asked for a fork. Then the third one went in and wanted a straw. At this point, the bartender became curious. "How come all your friends want forks and you want a straw?" "Well", the bum said, "the dog threw up and the chunks are all gone."


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