Funny - Chat Messages

I have a picture of u, I think its very nice, I put it under my bed... 2 scare away the mice!


Life is one long insane trip... Some people just have better Directions!


God made elfs God made deers God made u such a queer


Girls/Boys are great, every boy/girl should own one


If your heart is the strongest muscle why does it break so easily


I tought u were crazy, now i c ur nuts!


I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants


I invented the cordless extension cord


When I知 good, I知 really good, but when I知 bad I知 better


girls are better than boys everyone knows it we have the walk and the talk


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In jail u get food, in jail u get tea, in jail u get anything butt... the KEY!


Who laughs last, thinks the slowest


(8)roll roll roll ur joint, gently down the line, take a toke, inhale dat smoke, and blow ur friggin mind!(8)


Take a break like it is a sort of screen saver!


I tought u were crazy, now i c ur nuts!


Haggis is a self cleaning meal. Leave it for a while and it will get up and walk away


girls are better than boys everyone knows it we have the walk and the talk


Good girls go to school,bad girls go to the mall...So, wanna come shopping with me!?


You may be only young once, but you can be immature forever!


Dont steal, the government hates competition!





One-Liner Top 5:

Crime in multi-storey car parks. That is wrong on so many different levels.
I feel like I would enjoy getting out of bed more if I had to do it only three times a week. This every-day thing is overkill.
If you are here - who is running hell?
The more people I meet, the more I like my dog.
Can I have your picture so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?