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I have a picture of u, I think its very nice, I put it under my bed... 2 scare away the mice!
Life is one long insane trip... Some people just have better Directions!
God made elfs God made deers God made u such a queer
Girls/Boys are great, every boy/girl should own one
I tought u were crazy, now i c ur nuts!
If your heart is the strongest muscle why does it break so easily
I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants
I invented the cordless extension cord
This DOG is a good DOG way DOG to keep an fool DOG busy DOG. Read this again without DOG.
Now that I have a gun...u may run or hide :P
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[2 + 2 = 5] for extremely large values of 2.

Superman is a travestite

I have a picture of u, I think its very nice, I put it under my bed... 2 scare away the mice!

I drink to make other people interesting

If my car was a horse, I would have to shoot it!

I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants

If you dont like my driving, then stay off the sidewalk

Im not crazy, ask mr bunny and mrs dodo here

If you throw rice at weddings, will asian people throw hotdogs?

One day, we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject