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War does not determine who is right... but who is left
Be nice to your children. For they will be choosing your nursing home someday
What is arrogance? Thinking you can compete with me!
I came, I saw, I drank, I forgot.
When life hands you a lemon, break out the tequila and the salt!
Friends are like stars you cant always see them but you know they are ALWAYS there for you!
Why do we park on driveways and drive on parkways?
Everybody makes mistakes, thats why they put erasers on pencils
Marriage is not like war: You sleep with the enemy
You can better lose a lover than love a loser
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