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War does not determine who is right... but who is left

Be nice to your children. For they will be choosing your nursing home someday

What is arrogance? Thinking you can compete with me!

I came, I saw, I drank, I forgot.

When life hands you a lemon, break out the tequila and the salt!

Friends are like stars you cant always see them but you know they are ALWAYS there for you!

Why do we park on driveways and drive on parkways?

Everybody makes mistakes, thats why they put erasers on pencils

Marriage is not like war: You sleep with the enemy

You can better lose a lover than love a loser

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Excerceise and Diet... But you still Die.


IM THINKING.... BUT NOTHINGS HAPPENING!


-=You better excercise caution and be ready to run - Like a scared punk from a smoking gun=-


War does not determine who is right, it determines who is left.


Save a tree, eat a beaver


IS it just me, or do monkeys taste like fish?


ya fink ya cool but ya not so go and sort ya self out understand ppl


Everytime I see ur face. I wish I was in outer space :P


The best way to get over someone is to get under someone else


Oh my god, you killed Kenny!





One-Liner Top 5:

Crime in multi-storey car parks. That is wrong on so many different levels.
Do you wanna see a magic trick? Watch me pull something out of my pants!
Becoming a father is easy enough, but being one can be very rough.
People say I'm condescending. That means I talk down to people.
If winning isn't everything why do they keep score?