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War does not determine who is right... but who is left
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Be nice to your children. For they will be choosing your nursing home someday
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What is arrogance? Thinking you can compete with me!
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I came, I saw, I drank, I forgot.
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When life hands you a lemon, break out the tequila and the salt!
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Friends are like stars you cant always see them but you know they are ALWAYS there for you!
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Why do we park on driveways and drive on parkways?
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Everybody makes mistakes, thats why they put erasers on pencils
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Marriage is not like war: You sleep with the enemy
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You can better lose a lover than love a loser
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