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All things being equal, fat people use more soap.

Friends are like stars you cant always see them but you know they are ALWAYS there for you!

The higher you are, the farther you fall

[Large and in charge]

People who think they know everything are annoying to those of us who do

Why do kamikaze pilots wear helmets?

War does not determine who is right... but who is left

My imaginary friend thinks your crazy.

When life hands you a lemon, break out the tequila and the salt!

War does not determine who is right, it determines who is left.

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If at first you do not succeed, destroy all evidence that you ever tried

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Me breaking the rules? No. I test their elasticity

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