Funny - Chat Messages

I have a picture of u, I think its very nice, I put it under my bed... 2 scare away the mice!

Life is one long insane trip... Some people just have better Directions!

God made elfs God made deers God made u such a queer

Girls/Boys are great, every boy/girl should own one

If your heart is the strongest muscle why does it break so easily

I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants

I tought u were crazy, now i c ur nuts!

I invented the cordless extension cord

girls are better than boys everyone knows it we have the walk and the talk

This DOG is a good DOG way DOG to keep an fool DOG busy DOG. Read this again without DOG.

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I sat back looking at the stars and began to think.. where the HECK is my roof?!

Everyone likes a little ass, but no one likes a smart ass

Make love not war. Condoms are cheaper than guns

I love deadlines, especially the whooshing sound they make as they go by

-=Hard work pays off later, laziness pays off now!!=-

Dont steal, the government hates competition!

God bless Atheism

Time flies like the wind; fruit flies like bananas

What is the end of everything?....The answer is g. Get it?

Some says that sunshine follow thunder

One-Liner Top 5:

Crime in multi-storey car parks. That is wrong on so many different levels.
Do you wanna see a magic trick? Watch me pull something out of my pants!
Becoming a father is easy enough, but being one can be very rough.
People say I'm condescending. That means I talk down to people.
If winning isn't everything why do they keep score?