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I am on the seafood diet. I see food and I eat it!

Reality: An illusion due to lack of alcohol.

Join The Army, Visit exotic places, meet strange people, then kill them.

If corn oil comes from corn, where does baby oil come from?

I have great faith in fools; self-confidence my friends call it

If your heart is the strongest muscle why does it break so easily

When I知 good, I知 really good, but when I知 bad I知 better

What is the end of everything?....The answer is g. Get it?

What do an Icebear have after swimming? Snowballs!

girls are better than boys everyone knows it we have the walk and the talk

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If at first you dont succeed skydiving isnt for you

Haggis is a self cleaning meal. Leave it for a while and it will get up and walk away

This DOG is a good DOG way DOG to keep an fool DOG busy DOG. Read this again without DOG.

God made elfs God made deers God made u such a queer

I thought pigs lived in farms, what are u doing here?!?

The height of laziness is a man is shitting on the beach and waiting for the tide

I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants

Nobody like me, so I always have 1 friend

Life is one long insane trip... Some people just have better Directions!

God bless Atheism