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I have a picture of u, I think its very nice, I put it under my bed... 2 scare away the mice!
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Life is one long insane trip... Some people just have better Directions!
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God made elfs God made deers God made u such a queer
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Girls/Boys are great, every boy/girl should own one
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I tought u were crazy, now i c ur nuts!
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If your heart is the strongest muscle why does it break so easily
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I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants
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Now that I have a gun...u may run or hide :P
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I invented the cordless extension cord
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be cool dont go to skool (L) be free come dance with me
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Cheese is my friend!

It was a brave man who ate the first oyster

I love deadlines, especially the whooshing sound they make as they go by

Life is one long insane trip... Some people just have better Directions!

Make love not war. Condoms are cheaper than guns

Why do our noses run and our feet smell?!?!

I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants

Knowledge Is Knowing That A Tomato Is A Fruit, Wisdom Is Not Putting It In A Fruit Salad.

[;)] [:P] ι нανє ℓσтѕ σƒ ι∂єαѕ. тяσυвℓє ιѕ, мσѕт σƒ тнєм ѕυ¢к.[:D] [/)]

Behind every great woman, is a guy looking at her ass