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If corn oil comes from corn, where does baby oil come from?

Reality: An illusion due to lack of alcohol.

Join The Army, Visit exotic places, meet strange people, then kill them.

I am on the seafood diet. I see food and I eat it!

Next time wave all your fingers at me!

I thought that I could love no other. Until, that is, I met ur brother!

Why do our noses run and our feet smell?!?!

God made guys then he had a better idea......girls!(L):P

What do an Icebear have after swimming? Snowballs!

I have great faith in fools; self-confidence my friends call it

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I aint guilty, im just not innocent! ;-)

Knowledge Is Knowing That A Tomato Is A Fruit, Wisdom Is Not Putting It In A Fruit Salad.

God bless Atheism

All racists who are prepared to die for their country, why not now?

It Worries Me How Dumb You Are

24 hours in a day ... 24 beers in a case ... coincidence? I think notů

Roses r red Violets r blue God made me beautiful But what the hell did he do to you!

If electricty comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?

Join The Army, Visit exotic places, meet strange people, then kill them.

~*~What happens if you get scared half to death 2 timez?~*~

One-Liner Top 5:

The good Lord didn't create anything without a purpose, but mosquitoes come close.

The value of money in a relationship: the 10 bucks that the wife and the tax inspection don't know about are worth more than the 100 that both know about.

Children in the dark make accidents, but accidents in the dark make children.

What do you call Santa's helpers? Subordinate Clauses.

Lite: the new way to spell "Light," now with 20% fewer letters!