Funny - Chat Messages

I have a picture of u, I think its very nice, I put it under my bed... 2 scare away the mice!

Life is one long insane trip... Some people just have better Directions!

God made elfs God made deers God made u such a queer

Girls/Boys are great, every boy/girl should own one

If your heart is the strongest muscle why does it break so easily

I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants

I tought u were crazy, now i c ur nuts!

I invented the cordless extension cord

girls are better than boys everyone knows it we have the walk and the talk

This DOG is a good DOG way DOG to keep an fool DOG busy DOG. Read this again without DOG.

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freaky people think im freaky so am i a freaky person ?


I used to sell furniture for a living. The trouble was, it was my own


On the other hand, you have different fingers


They speak of my drinking but they never consider my thirst


Lower the age of puberty!


DINNER IS READY WHEN THE SMOKE ALARM GOES OFF!


Everyone likes a little ass, but no one likes a smart ass


Anarchists of the world, unite!


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Dig a lil hole Planet a lil seed Grow a lil tree Smoke a lil weed





One-Liner Top 5:

Crime in multi-storey car parks. That is wrong on so many different levels.
Did you hear about the dyslexic Satanist? He sold his soul to Santa.
Apple should make a sarcasm font and call it the iRoll.
Do you wanna see a magic trick? Watch me pull something out of my pants!
People say I'm condescending. That means I talk down to people.