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In jail u get food, in jail u get tea, in jail u get anything butt... the KEY!
Passwords are like underwear: change them often
My theory of evolution is that Darwin was adopted
I have great faith in fools; self-confidence my friends call it
(6) No work and all play is the best way to live (6)
Only in America do they buy a double cheese burger, large fries and a DIET COKE
The only reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live
If u want breakfast in bed, sleep in the kitchen
If my car was a horse, I would have to shoot it!
I aint guilty, im just not innocent! ;-)
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For all you who talk about me, thanks for making ME the center of YOUR world!

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