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I drink to make other people interesting

My theory of evolution is that Darwin was adopted

In jail u get food, in jail u get tea, in jail u get anything butt... the KEY!

Only in America do they buy a double cheese burger, large fries and a DIET COKE

If u want breakfast in bed, sleep in the kitchen

I have great faith in fools; self-confidence my friends call it

Haggis is a self cleaning meal. Leave it for a while and it will get up and walk away

(6) No work and all play is the best way to live (6)

The only reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live

I aint guilty, im just not innocent! ;-)

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:) My darling my love, my beautiful wife. Marrying you screwed up my life :S


I Luv Ur Smile And Ur Eyes.....Damn Im Gd At Tellin Lies :P


An answer to that nagging question............... I let the dogs out!


Do blind eskimos have seeing-eye sled dogs?


My life is like a porno-movie, without the sex


Roses r red Violets r blue God made me beautiful But what the hell did he do to you!


Now that I have a gun...u may run or hide :P


-=Hard work pays off later, laziness pays off now!!=-


Dig a lil hole Planet a lil seed Grow a lil tree Smoke a lil weed


I thought pigs lived in farms, what are u doing here?!?





One-Liner Top 5:

Crime in multi-storey car parks. That is wrong on so many different levels.
Did you hear about the dyslexic Satanist? He sold his soul to Santa.
Apple should make a sarcasm font and call it the iRoll.
Do you wanna see a magic trick? Watch me pull something out of my pants!
People say I'm condescending. That means I talk down to people.