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My theory of evolution is that Darwin was adopted
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Passwords are like underwear: change them often
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In jail u get food, in jail u get tea, in jail u get anything butt... the KEY!
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The only reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live
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Only in America do they buy a double cheese burger, large fries and a DIET COKE
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(6) No work and all play is the best way to live (6)
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I have great faith in fools; self-confidence my friends call it
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If my car was a horse, I would have to shoot it!
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I aint guilty, im just not innocent! ;-)
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Haggis is a self cleaning meal. Leave it for a while and it will get up and walk away
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what do you call a fish with no eyes? fsh!

Next time wave all your fingers at me!

Girls/Boys are great, every boy/girl should own one

When you judge others you dont define them you define yourself.. :-)

Only in America do they buy a double cheese burger, large fries and a DIET COKE

Act your age, not your shoe size!

It Worries Me How Dumb You Are

Why do our noses run and our feet smell?!?!

Yes.. It was I who let the dogs out!

Be selfish just once... If your upset, take someone elses life instead of your own!