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My theory of evolution is that Darwin was adopted
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Passwords are like underwear: change them often
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In jail u get food, in jail u get tea, in jail u get anything butt... the KEY!
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The only reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live
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Only in America do they buy a double cheese burger, large fries and a DIET COKE
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(6) No work and all play is the best way to live (6)
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I have great faith in fools; self-confidence my friends call it
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If my car was a horse, I would have to shoot it!
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If u want breakfast in bed, sleep in the kitchen
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I aint guilty, im just not innocent! ;-)
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I like my steak so rare that when you poke it, it still says mooooo

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be cool dont go to skool (L) be free come dance with me

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God created man first because you always make a rough draft before a masterpiece!

Act your age, not your shoe size!

Yes.. It was I who let the dogs out!

If u want breakfast in bed, sleep in the kitchen

~*~What happens if you get scared half to death 2 timez?~*~

Im sooo Bad, i do it in the car,i do it on the couch,i do it on my bed...GOD Texting is SUCH an obssession