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[Roses are red, Violets Are blue, When god gave brains, Where the hell where you :|]

They say hard work never hurts anybody, but why take the chance!

(6) No work and all play is the best way to live (6)

If you dont like my driving, then stay off the sidewalk

Knowledge Is Knowing That A Tomato Is A Fruit, Wisdom Is Not Putting It In A Fruit Salad.

On the other hand, you have different fingers

If you throw rice at weddings, will asian people throw hotdogs?

-=Hard work pays off later, laziness pays off now!!=-

Dont steal, the government hates competition!

what do you call a fish with no eyes? fsh!

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When Iím good, Iím really good, but when Iím bad Iím better


It was a brave man who ate the first oyster


Dain Bramaged.


Knowledge Is Knowing That A Tomato Is A Fruit, Wisdom Is Not Putting It In A Fruit Salad.


I aint guilty, im just not innocent! ;-)


Do you got with me get lost? I know the way


You may be only young once, but you can be immature forever!


Im sooo Bad, i do it in the car,i do it on the couch,i do it on my bed...GOD Texting is SUCH an obssession


Good girls go to school,bad girls go to the mall...So, wanna come shopping with me!?


Never wish on 1 star more than 1nce cause your luck ALWAYS runs out!



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The good Lord didn't create anything without a purpose, but mosquitoes come close.

The value of money in a relationship: the 10 bucks that the wife and the tax inspection don't know about are worth more than the 100 that both know about.

Children in the dark make accidents, but accidents in the dark make children.

What do you call Santa's helpers? Subordinate Clauses.

Lite: the new way to spell "Light," now with 20% fewer letters!




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