Funny - Chat Messages

Haggis is a self cleaning meal. Leave it for a while and it will get up and walk away
I want you(L)... to go away :D
I Luv Ur Smile And Ur Eyes.....Damn Im Gd At Tellin Lies :P
A man that has never lied to a woman has no respect for her feelings
Anarchists of the world, unite!
I would tell ya to go to hell but all dogs go to heaven
If at first you dont succeed skydiving isnt for you
I love cats... they taste just like chicken
-=Hard work pays off later, laziness pays off now!!=-
freaky people think im freaky so am i a freaky person ?
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I would tell ya to go to hell but all dogs go to heaven

The more I learn, the more I forget. So why would I learn?

The pen is mightier than the sword, and considerably easier to write with

my grammer be good is!

If the police arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent?

Silence is Golden.. But Shouting IS fun!

If you throw rice at weddings, will asian people throw hotdogs?

Good girls go to school,bad girls go to the mall...So, wanna come shopping with me!?

God made elfs God made deers God made u such a queer

It takes a big man to cry, but it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man