Funny - Chat Messages

If my car was a horse, I would have to shoot it!

I want you(L)... to go away :D

I love cats... they taste just like chicken

I Luv Ur Smile And Ur Eyes.....Damn Im Gd At Tellin Lies :P

I would tell ya to go to hell but all dogs go to heaven

A man that has never lied to a woman has no respect for her feelings

Anarchists of the world, unite!

If at first you dont succeed skydiving isnt for you

-=Hard work pays off later, laziness pays off now!!=-

freaky people think im freaky so am i a freaky person ?

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I tought u were crazy, now i c ur nuts!

Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife

My door is always open so feel free to leave

I aint guilty, im just not innocent! ;-)

If the police arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent?

God created man first because you always make a rough draft before a masterpiece!

I love deadlines, especially the whooshing sound they make as they go by

What is the end of everything?....The answer is g. Get it?

Fat people are harder to kidnap

Everyone likes a little ass, but no one likes a smart ass

One-Liner Top 5:

Crime in multi-storey car parks. That is wrong on so many different levels.
Did you hear about the dyslexic Satanist? He sold his soul to Santa.
Apple should make a sarcasm font and call it the iRoll.
Do you wanna see a magic trick? Watch me pull something out of my pants!
People say I'm condescending. That means I talk down to people.