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Haggis is a self cleaning meal. Leave it for a while and it will get up and walk away
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I want you(L)... to go away :D
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I Luv Ur Smile And Ur Eyes.....Damn Im Gd At Tellin Lies :P
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A man that has never lied to a woman has no respect for her feelings
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[2 + 2 = 5] for extremely large values of 2.
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Anarchists of the world, unite!
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-=Hard work pays off later, laziness pays off now!!=-
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If at first you dont succeed skydiving isnt for you
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I love cats... they taste just like chicken
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I would tell ya to go to hell but all dogs go to heaven
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I have great faith in fools; self-confidence my friends call it

Reality: An illusion due to lack of alcohol.

What do an Icebear have after swimming? Snowballs!

I am on the seafood diet. I see food and I eat it!

When you judge others you dont define them you define yourself.. :-)

Dont steal, the government hates competition!

Lower the age of puberty!

I refuse to join any club that would have me for a member

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I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants