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If u want breakfast in bed, sleep in the kitchen
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I Luv Ur Smile And Ur Eyes.....Damn Im Gd At Tellin Lies :P
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I want you(L)... to go away :D
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A man that has never lied to a woman has no respect for her feelings
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[2 + 2 = 5] for extremely large values of 2.
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Anarchists of the world, unite!
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I love cats... they taste just like chicken
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If at first you dont succeed skydiving isnt for you
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-=Hard work pays off later, laziness pays off now!!=-
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freaky people think im freaky so am i a freaky person ?
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I love cats... they taste just like chicken

Flying is simple. You just throw yourself at the ground and miss

Roll roll roll your joint, twist down the end, take a puff thats enough, pass it to a friend!

If the police arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent?

Why is it that the most unattractive people in this world insist on being nudists?

I love ur smile and ur eyes...Damn im good at telling lies! :D

One day, we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject

Time flies like the wind; fruit flies like bananas

Nobody like me, so I always have 1 friend

I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants