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You and the bank own a very lovely home

I love deadlines, especially the whooshing sound they make as they go by

We had gay burglars the other night. They broke in and rearranged the furniture

Who laughs last, thinks the slowest

Everybody has the right to be stupid but your breaking the rules!

Take a break like it is a sort of screen saver!

It was a brave man who ate the first oyster

[2 + 2 = 5] for extremely large values of 2.

God created man first because you always make a rough draft before a masterpiece!

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24 hours in a day ... 24 beers in a case ... coincidence? I think not

Reality: An illusion due to lack of alcohol.

If one synchronized swimmer drowns, does that mean they all have to?

I have great faith in fools; self-confidence my friends call it

God made guys then he had a better idea......girls!(L):P

Men are like roses, you got to watch out for all the pricks

I would tell ya to go to hell but all dogs go to heaven

This is where Napolean beat his bone-a-part

be cool dont go to skool (L) be free come dance with me

Some says that sunshine follow thunder

One-Liner Top 5:

The good Lord didn't create anything without a purpose, but mosquitoes come close.

The value of money in a relationship: the 10 bucks that the wife and the tax inspection don't know about are worth more than the 100 that both know about.

Children in the dark make accidents, but accidents in the dark make children.

What do you call Santa's helpers? Subordinate Clauses.

Lite: the new way to spell "Light," now with 20% fewer letters!