Funny - Chat Messages

Superman is a travestite

24 hours in a day ... 24 beers in a case ... coincidence? I think notů

I must confess, I was born at a very early age

[2 + 2 = 5] for extremely large values of 2.

I refuse to join any club that would have me for a member

Next time wave all your fingers at me!

They speak of my drinking but they never consider my thirst

If corn oil comes from corn, where does baby oil come from?

Save a mouse, eat a pussy

What do an Icebear have after swimming? Snowballs!

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If my car was a horse, I would have to shoot it!

Men are like roses, you got to watch out for all the pricks

Silence is Golden.. But Shouting IS fun!

I refuse to join any club that would have me for a member

Cheese is my friend!

In jail u get food, in jail u get tea, in jail u get anything butt... the KEY!

I want you(L)... to go away :D

God made guys then he had a better idea......girls!(L):P

I Luv Ur Smile And Ur Eyes.....Damn Im Gd At Tellin Lies :P

They say hard work never hurts anybody, but why take the chance!

One-Liner Top 5:

Crime in multi-storey car parks. That is wrong on so many different levels.
Did you hear about the dyslexic Satanist? He sold his soul to Santa.
Apple should make a sarcasm font and call it the iRoll.
Do you wanna see a magic trick? Watch me pull something out of my pants!
People say I'm condescending. That means I talk down to people.