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Friendship is like wetting your pants, everyone can see it, but only you can feel the true warmth

What do they call Bush his zipper? The "U.S. Open

Im not crazy, ask mr bunny and mrs dodo here

I have a picture of u, I think its very nice, I put it under my bed... 2 scare away the mice!

Silence is Golden.. But Shouting IS fun!

Do they have reserved parking for non-handicap people at the Special Olympics?

God bless Atheism

An unfortunate person is one tries to fart but shits instead

An answer to that nagging question............... I let the dogs out!

Can I get your picture? I collect nature disasters

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Can I get your picture? I collect nature disasters

me done good in english!

Knowledge Is Knowing That A Tomato Is A Fruit, Wisdom Is Not Putting It In A Fruit Salad.

I invented the cordless extension cord

They say hard work never hurts anybody, but why take the chance!

I sat back looking at the stars and began to think.. where the HECK is my roof?!

Be kool.. Dont go to school :D

I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants

My door is always open so feel free to leave

The more I learn, the more I forget. So why would I learn?

One-Liner Top 5:

The good Lord didn't create anything without a purpose, but mosquitoes come close.

The value of money in a relationship: the 10 bucks that the wife and the tax inspection don't know about are worth more than the 100 that both know about.

Children in the dark make accidents, but accidents in the dark make children.

What do you call Santa's helpers? Subordinate Clauses.

Lite: the new way to spell "Light," now with 20% fewer letters!