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24 hours in a day ... 24 beers in a case ... coincidence? I think not
[2 + 2 = 5] for extremely large values of 2.
Superman is a travestite
I refuse to join any club that would have me for a member
They speak of my drinking but they never consider my thirst
Save a mouse, eat a pussy
I must confess, I was born at a very early age
What do an Icebear have after swimming? Snowballs!
Be selfish just once... If your upset, take someone elses life instead of your own!
Next time wave all your fingers at me!
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I love ur smile and ur eyes...Damn im good at telling lies! :D

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An answer to that nagging question............... I let the dogs out!

Now that I have a gun...u may run or hide :P

If one synchronized swimmer drowns, does that mean they all have to?

Join The Army, Visit exotic places, meet strange people, then kill them.

Make love not war. Condoms are cheaper than guns

Passwords are like underwear: change them often

Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife