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Superman is a travestite
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I would tell ya to go to hell but all dogs go to heaven
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24 hours in a day ... 24 beers in a case ... coincidence? I think notů
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I refuse to join any club that would have me for a member
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Save a mouse, eat a pussy
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They speak of my drinking but they never consider my thirst
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Be selfish just once... If your upset, take someone elses life instead of your own!
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Fat people are harder to kidnap
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I must confess, I was born at a very early age
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What do an Icebear have after swimming? Snowballs!
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If at first you dont succeed skydiving isnt for you

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I aint guilty, im just not innocent! ;-)

Im not crazy, ask mr bunny and mrs dodo here

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