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Be selfish just once... If your upset, take someone elses life instead of your own!
Some says that sunshine follow thunder
Im sooo Bad, i do it in the car,i do it on the couch,i do it on my bed...GOD Texting is SUCH an obssession
I thought my attitude was bad, until I smelled your breath!
If corn oil comes from corn, where does baby oil come from?
Fat people are harder to kidnap
Friendship is like wetting your pants, everyone can see it, but only you can feel the true warmth
I am on the seafood diet. I see food and I eat it!
You cant have everything, Where would u put it?
What do they call Bush his zipper? The "U.S. Open
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It Worries Me How Dumb You Are