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Do blind eskimos have seeing-eye sled dogs?

Never wish on 1 star more than 1nce cause your luck ALWAYS runs out!

24 hours in a day ... 24 beers in a case ... coincidence? I think notů

It was a brave man who ate the first oyster

I like my coffee like I like my women. In a plastic cup

(6) No work and all play is the best way to live (6)

God created man first because you always make a rough draft before a masterpiece!

freaky people think im freaky so am i a freaky person ?

me done good in english!

Friendship is like wetting your pants, everyone can see it, but only you can feel the true warmth

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For all you who talk about me, thanks for making ME the center of YOUR world!


Yes.. It was I who let the dogs out!


DINNER IS READY WHEN THE SMOKE ALARM GOES OFF!


I sat back looking at the stars and began to think.. where the HECK is my roof?!


Next time wave all your fingers at me!


Kids in back seats cause accidents, accidents in back seats cause kids


Roll roll roll your joint, twist down the end, take a puff thats enough, pass it to a friend!


Be selfish just once... If your upset, take someone elses life instead of your own!


An idiot is a 44th floor window washer who steps back to admire hius work


Friendship is like wetting your pants, everyone can see it, but only you can feel the true warmth