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Next time wave all your fingers at me!
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Im sooo Bad, i do it in the car,i do it on the couch,i do it on my bed...GOD Texting is SUCH an obssession
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Some says that sunshine follow thunder
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>> I am nobody, no body is perfect, therefore i am perfect! ;)
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If corn oil comes from corn, where does baby oil come from?
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Friendship is like wetting your pants, everyone can see it, but only you can feel the true warmth
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I am on the seafood diet. I see food and I eat it!
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You cant have everything, Where would u put it?
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What do they call Bush his zipper? The "U.S. Open
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I thought my attitude was bad, until I smelled your breath!
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[2 + 2 = 5] for extremely large values of 2.

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You and the bank own a very lovely home

If corn oil comes from corn, where does baby oil come from?

Plan to be spontaneous tomorrow

I have a picture of u, I think its very nice, I put it under my bed... 2 scare away the mice!

An unfortunate person is one tries to fart but shits instead

I love cats... they taste just like chicken

Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife