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Fat people are harder to kidnap
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>> I am nobody, no body is perfect, therefore i am perfect! ;)
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Im sooo Bad, i do it in the car,i do it on the couch,i do it on my bed...GOD Texting is SUCH an obssession
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Some says that sunshine follow thunder
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If corn oil comes from corn, where does baby oil come from?
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Friendship is like wetting your pants, everyone can see it, but only you can feel the true warmth
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You cant have everything, Where would u put it?
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I thought my attitude was bad, until I smelled your breath!
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What do they call Bush his zipper? The "U.S. Open
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I am on the seafood diet. I see food and I eat it!
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I drink to make other people interesting

Fat people are harder to kidnap

Kids in back seats cause accidents, accidents in back seats cause kids

Time flies like the wind; fruit flies like bananas

It Worries Me How Dumb You Are

If corn oil comes from corn, where does baby oil come from?

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not all husbands are homeless but some are home less than others.

I tought u were crazy, now i c ur nuts!

Make love not war. Condoms are cheaper than guns