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Girls want a lot of things from one guy. Conversely, guys want one thing from a lot of girls
God created man first because you always make a rough draft before a masterpiece!
Dig a lil hole Planet a lil seed Grow a lil tree Smoke a lil weed
Stupid statistics cost american companies 30 zillion dollars each year
They say hard work never hurts anybody, but why take the chance!
Can I get your picture? I collect nature disasters
An answer to that nagging question............... I let the dogs out!
For all you who talk about me, thanks for making ME the center of YOUR world!
I like my coffee like I like my women. In a plastic cup
It takes a big man to cry, but it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man
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I wear the pants in this house. My wife just tells me which pair to wear

The height of laziness is a man is shitting on the beach and waiting for the tide

The more I learn, the more I forget. So why would I learn?

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If u want breakfast in bed, sleep in the kitchen

I would tell ya to go to hell but all dogs go to heaven

Who laughs last, thinks the slowest

What do an Icebear have after swimming? Snowballs!