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I aint guilty, im just not innocent! ;-)

For all you who talk about me, thanks for making ME the center of YOUR world!

An idiot is a 44th floor window washer who steps back to admire hius work

Everyone likes a little ass, but no one likes a smart ass

The more I learn, the more I forget. So why would I learn?

24 hours in a day ... 24 beers in a case ... coincidence? I think not

be cool dont go to skool (L) be free come dance with me

not all husbands are homeless but some are home less than others.

my grammer be good is!

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Why do our noses run and our feet smell?!?!


me done good in english!


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Im not crazy, ask mr bunny and mrs dodo here


Passwords are like underwear: change them often


Time flies like the wind; fruit flies like bananas


Men are like roses, you got to watch out for all the pricks


Everyone likes a little ass, but no one likes a smart ass


be cool dont go to skool (L) be free come dance with me


If at first you dont succeed skydiving isnt for you



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The good Lord didn't create anything without a purpose, but mosquitoes come close.

The value of money in a relationship: the 10 bucks that the wife and the tax inspection don't know about are worth more than the 100 that both know about.

Children in the dark make accidents, but accidents in the dark make children.

What do you call Santa's helpers? Subordinate Clauses.

Lite: the new way to spell "Light," now with 20% fewer letters!




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