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Girls want a lot of things from one guy. Conversely, guys want one thing from a lot of girls
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God created man first because you always make a rough draft before a masterpiece!
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Dig a lil hole Planet a lil seed Grow a lil tree Smoke a lil weed
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Stupid statistics cost american companies 30 zillion dollars each year
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Can I get your picture? I collect nature disasters
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An answer to that nagging question............... I let the dogs out!
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They say hard work never hurts anybody, but why take the chance!
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For all you who talk about me, thanks for making ME the center of YOUR world!
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It takes a big man to cry, but it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man
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I like my coffee like I like my women. In a plastic cup
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Reality: An illusion due to lack of alcohol.

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I tought u were crazy, now i c ur nuts!

Passwords are like underwear: change them often

God bless Atheism

One day, we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject

I like my coffee like I like my women. In a plastic cup

This DOG is a good DOG way DOG to keep an fool DOG busy DOG. Read this again without DOG.

I thought that I could love no other. Until, that is, I met ur brother!

My door is always open so feel free to leave