Funny - Chat Messages

You cant have everything, Where would u put it?

Dig a lil hole Planet a lil seed Grow a lil tree Smoke a lil weed

God created man first because you always make a rough draft before a masterpiece!

Stupid statistics cost american companies 30 zillion dollars each year

Can I get your picture? I collect nature disasters

An answer to that nagging question............... I let the dogs out!

They say hard work never hurts anybody, but why take the chance!

I like my coffee like I like my women. In a plastic cup

For all you who talk about me, thanks for making ME the center of YOUR world!

It takes a big man to cry, but it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man

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Lower the age of puberty!

If corn oil comes from corn, where does baby oil come from?

Next time wave all your fingers at me!

Everyone likes a little ass, but no one likes a smart ass

Kids in back seats cause accidents, accidents in back seats cause kids

24 hours in a day ... 24 beers in a case ... coincidence? I think notů

Roses r red Violets r blue God made me beautiful But what the hell did he do to you!

Superman is a travestite

God made guys then he had a better idea......girls!(L):P

Behind every great woman, is a guy looking at her ass

One-Liner Top 5:

Crime in multi-storey car parks. That is wrong on so many different levels.
Did you hear about the dyslexic Satanist? He sold his soul to Santa.
Apple should make a sarcasm font and call it the iRoll.
Do you wanna see a magic trick? Watch me pull something out of my pants!
People say I'm condescending. That means I talk down to people.