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be cool dont go to skool (L) be free come dance with me

my grammer be good is!

This DOG is a good DOG way DOG to keep an fool DOG busy DOG. Read this again without DOG.

They speak of my drinking but they never consider my thirst

I Luv Ur Smile And Ur Eyes.....Damn Im Gd At Tellin Lies :P

Dont steal, the government hates competition!

not all husbands are homeless but some are home less than others.

I aint guilty, im just not innocent! ;-)

The height of laziness is a man is shitting on the beach and waiting for the tide

Girls/Boys are great, every boy/girl should own one

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I love cats... they taste just like chicken


The height of laziness is a man is shitting on the beach and waiting for the tide


Stupid statistics cost american companies 30 zillion dollars each year


I used to sell furniture for a living. The trouble was, it was my own


Do they have reserved parking for non-handicap people at the Special Olympics?


Roses r red Violets r blue God made me beautiful But what the hell did he do to you!


be cool dont go to skool (L) be free come dance with me


When Iím good, Iím really good, but when Iím bad Iím better


Roll roll roll your joint, twist down the end, take a puff thats enough, pass it to a friend!


My life is like a porno-movie, without the sex