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Im not crazy, ask mr bunny and mrs dodo here
Plan to be spontaneous tomorrow
Everybody has the right to be stupid but your breaking the rules!
Lower the age of puberty!
My life is like a porno-movie, without the sex
Knowledge Is Knowing That A Tomato Is A Fruit, Wisdom Is Not Putting It In A Fruit Salad.
When you judge others you dont define them you define yourself.. :-)
Why is it that the most unattractive people in this world insist on being nudists?
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my grammer be good is!
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Knowledge Is Knowing That A Tomato Is A Fruit, Wisdom Is Not Putting It In A Fruit Salad.

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Who laughs last, thinks the slowest

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If you dont like my driving, then stay off the sidewalk