Funny - Chat Messages

Plan to be spontaneous tomorrow

Im not crazy, ask mr bunny and mrs dodo here

Everybody has the right to be stupid but your breaking the rules!

Lower the age of puberty!

My life is like a porno-movie, without the sex

Knowledge Is Knowing That A Tomato Is A Fruit, Wisdom Is Not Putting It In A Fruit Salad.

When you judge others you dont define them you define yourself.. :-)

Why is it that the most unattractive people in this world insist on being nudists?

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my grammer be good is!

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Behind every great woman, is a guy looking at her ass


Reality: An illusion due to lack of alcohol.


Everyone likes a little ass, but no one likes a smart ass


If my car was a horse, I would have to shoot it!


-=Hard work pays off later, laziness pays off now!!=-


When you judge others you dont define them you define yourself.. :-)


Girls/Boys are great, every boy/girl should own one


I thought my attitude was bad, until I smelled your breath!


me done good in english!


Knowledge Is Knowing That A Tomato Is A Fruit, Wisdom Is Not Putting It In A Fruit Salad.





One-Liner Top 5:

Crime in multi-storey car parks. That is wrong on so many different levels.
Do you wanna see a magic trick? Watch me pull something out of my pants!
Becoming a father is easy enough, but being one can be very rough.
People say I'm condescending. That means I talk down to people.
If winning isn't everything why do they keep score?