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I drink to make other people interesting

Time flies like the wind; fruit flies like bananas

Knowledge Is Knowing That A Tomato Is A Fruit, Wisdom Is Not Putting It In A Fruit Salad.

Who laughs last, thinks the slowest

It Worries Me How Dumb You Are

One day, we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject

Behind every great woman, is a guy looking at her ass

If the police arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent?

I love cats... they taste just like chicken

Even hot girls have to fart