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Hate: A special kind of love given to people who suck

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DINNER IS READY WHEN THE SMOKE ALARM GOES OFF!


I sat back looking at the stars and began to think.. where the HECK is my roof?!


One day, we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject


not all husbands are homeless but some are home less than others.


The only reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live


Good girls go to school,bad girls go to the mall...So, wanna come shopping with me!?


Take a break like it is a sort of screen saver!


Im sooo Bad, i do it in the car,i do it on the couch,i do it on my bed...GOD Texting is SUCH an obssession


be cool dont go to skool (L) be free come dance with me


Why do our noses run and our feet smell?





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Crime in multi-storey car parks. That is wrong on so many different levels.
Do you wanna see a magic trick? Watch me pull something out of my pants!
Becoming a father is easy enough, but being one can be very rough.
People say I'm condescending. That means I talk down to people.
If winning isn't everything why do they keep score?