Funny - Chat Messages

This DOG is a good DOG way DOG to keep an fool DOG busy DOG. Read this again without DOG.


Behind every great woman, is a guy looking at her ass


not all husbands are homeless but some are home less than others.


Now that I have a gun...u may run or hide :P


I thought pigs lived in farms, what are u doing here?!?


be cool dont go to skool (L) be free come dance with me


Kids in back seats cause accidents, accidents in back seats cause kids


God bless Atheism


Be kool.. Dont go to school :D


Everyone likes a little ass, but no one likes a smart ass


1 (2) 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16

More Funny Chat Messages:


Now that I have a gun...u may run or hide :P


In jail u get food, in jail u get tea, in jail u get anything butt... the KEY!


Make love not war. Condoms are cheaper than guns


24 hours in a day ... 24 beers in a case ... coincidence? I think notů


The more I learn, the more I forget. So why would I learn?


I wear the pants in this house. My wife just tells me which pair to wear


I have great faith in fools; self-confidence my friends call it


What do an Icebear have after swimming? Snowballs!


Everyone likes a little ass, but no one likes a smart ass


Cheese is my friend!





One-Liner Top 5:

Crime in multi-storey car parks. That is wrong on so many different levels.
I feel like I would enjoy getting out of bed more if I had to do it only three times a week. This every-day thing is overkill.
Can I have your picture so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?
Love is like a machine... sometimes you need a good screw to fix it.
I've decided to sell my Hoover... well, it was just collecting dust.