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When I知 good, I知 really good, but when I知 bad I知 better

This DOG is a good DOG way DOG to keep an fool DOG busy DOG. Read this again without DOG.

Behind every great woman, is a guy looking at her ass

Kids in back seats cause accidents, accidents in back seats cause kids

I thought pigs lived in farms, what are u doing here?!?

Now that I have a gun...u may run or hide :P

be cool dont go to skool (L) be free come dance with me

God bless Atheism

God made guys then he had a better idea......girls!(L):P

Be kool.. Dont go to school :D

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God made guys then he had a better idea......girls!(L):P


It was a brave man who ate the first oyster


Friendship is like wetting your pants, everyone can see it, but only you can feel the true warmth


Behind every successful woman, is a man who is surprised


Life is one long insane trip... Some people just have better Directions!


I Luv Ur Smile And Ur Eyes.....Damn Im Gd At Tellin Lies :P


Haggis is a self cleaning meal. Leave it for a while and it will get up and walk away


If my car was a horse, I would have to shoot it!


God created man first because you always make a rough draft before a masterpiece!


I have a picture of u, I think its very nice, I put it under my bed... 2 scare away the mice!





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Crime in multi-storey car parks. That is wrong on so many different levels.
Can I have your picture so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?
No, those pants don't make you look fatter. I mean, how could they?
Clinton lied. A man might forget where he parks or where he lives, but he never forgets oral sex, no matter how bad it is.
Lite: the new way to spell "Light," now with 20% fewer letters!