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When I知 good, I知 really good, but when I知 bad I知 better
girls are better than boys everyone knows it we have the walk and the talk
Behind every great woman, is a guy looking at her ass
be cool dont go to skool (L) be free come dance with me
not all husbands are homeless but some are home less than others.
Kids in back seats cause accidents, accidents in back seats cause kids
I thought pigs lived in farms, what are u doing here?!?
God bless Atheism
Be kool.. Dont go to school :D
Everyone likes a little ass, but no one likes a smart ass
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