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If you throw rice at weddings, will asian people throw hotdogs?

Everyone likes a little ass, but no one likes a smart ass

I used to have an open mind but my brains kept falling out.

If you dont like my driving, then stay off the sidewalk

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Behind every successful woman, is a man who is surprised

You were so cute as a baby... what happened?!?

Never wish on 1 star more than 1nce cause your luck ALWAYS runs out!

Who laughs last, thinks the slowest

The height of laziness is a man is shitting on the beach and waiting for the tide

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They say hard work never hurts anybody, but why take the chance!


I used to have an open mind but my brains kept falling out.


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Behind every great woman, is a guy looking at her ass


You cant have everything, Where would u put it?


For all you who talk about me, thanks for making ME the center of YOUR world!


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One-Liner Top 5:

Crime in multi-storey car parks. That is wrong on so many different levels.
Did you hear about the dyslexic Satanist? He sold his soul to Santa.
Apple should make a sarcasm font and call it the iRoll.
Do you wanna see a magic trick? Watch me pull something out of my pants!
People say I'm condescending. That means I talk down to people.