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If you throw rice at weddings, will asian people throw hotdogs?
God made guys then he had a better idea......girls!(L):P
Behind every successful woman, is a man who is surprised
I used to have an open mind but my brains kept falling out.
Dain Bramaged.
If you dont like my driving, then stay off the sidewalk
Never wish on 1 star more than 1nce cause your luck ALWAYS runs out!
You were so cute as a baby... what happened?!?
The height of laziness is a man is shitting on the beach and waiting for the tide
I wear the pants in this house. My wife just tells me which pair to wear
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not all husbands are homeless but some are home less than others.

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