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If you throw rice at weddings, will asian people throw hotdogs?
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I used to have an open mind but my brains kept falling out.
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Dain Bramaged.
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Behind every successful woman, is a man who is surprised
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If you dont like my driving, then stay off the sidewalk
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Never wish on 1 star more than 1nce cause your luck ALWAYS runs out!
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God made guys then he had a better idea......girls!(L):P
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The height of laziness is a man is shitting on the beach and waiting for the tide
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You were so cute as a baby... what happened?!?
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Who laughs last, thinks the slowest
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If you throw rice at weddings, will asian people throw hotdogs?

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