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My theory of evolution is that Darwin was adopted

What is the end of everything?....The answer is g. Get it?

The only reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live

DINNER IS READY WHEN THE SMOKE ALARM GOES OFF!

I drink to make other people interesting

Flying is simple. You just throw yourself at the ground and miss

Iíve lost my phone number, can I have yours?

If at first you dont succeed skydiving isnt for you

The pen is mightier than the sword, and considerably easier to write with

I would tell ya to go to hell but all dogs go to heaven

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What is the end of everything?....The answer is g. Get it?


Nobody like me, so I always have 1 friend


my grammer be good is!


not all husbands are homeless but some are home less than others.


Kids in back seats cause accidents, accidents in back seats cause kids


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DINNER IS READY WHEN THE SMOKE ALARM GOES OFF!



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The good Lord didn't create anything without a purpose, but mosquitoes come close.

The value of money in a relationship: the 10 bucks that the wife and the tax inspection don't know about are worth more than the 100 that both know about.

Children in the dark make accidents, but accidents in the dark make children.

What do you call Santa's helpers? Subordinate Clauses.

Lite: the new way to spell "Light," now with 20% fewer letters!




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