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I wear the pants in this house. My wife just tells me which pair to wear
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Join The Army, Visit exotic places, meet strange people, then kill them.
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I love ur smile and ur eyes...Damn im good at telling lies! :D
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DINNER IS READY WHEN THE SMOKE ALARM GOES OFF!
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:) My darling my love, my beautiful wife. Marrying you screwed up my life :S
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An idiot is a 44th floor window washer who steps back to admire hius work
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Do they have reserved parking for non-handicap people at the Special Olympics?
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what do you call a fish with no eyes? fsh!
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If one synchronized swimmer drowns, does that mean they all have to?
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Even hot girls have to fart
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I like my coffee like I like my women. In a plastic cup

An idiot is a 44th floor window washer who steps back to admire hius work

[2 + 2 = 5] for extremely large values of 2.

An answer to that nagging question............... I let the dogs out!

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It Worries Me How Dumb You Are

The pen is mightier than the sword, and considerably easier to write with

All racists who are prepared to die for their country, why not now?

Even hot girls have to fart

Everybody has the right to be stupid but your breaking the rules!