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Join The Army, Visit exotic places, meet strange people, then kill them.

I wear the pants in this house. My wife just tells me which pair to wear

DINNER IS READY WHEN THE SMOKE ALARM GOES OFF!

If electricty comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?

You may be only young once, but you can be immature forever!

I love ur smile and ur eyes...Damn im good at telling lies! :D

Why do our noses run and our feet smell?!?!

Even hot girls have to fart

what do you call a fish with no eyes? fsh!

An idiot is a 44th floor window washer who steps back to admire hius work

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my grammer be good is!


Now that I have a gun...u may run or hide :P


Haggis is a self cleaning meal. Leave it for a while and it will get up and walk away


My life is like a porno-movie, without the sex


When you judge others you dont define them you define yourself.. :-)


All racists who are prepared to die for their country, why not now?


I used to sell furniture for a living. The trouble was, it was my own


DINNER IS READY WHEN THE SMOKE ALARM GOES OFF!





One-Liner Top 5:

Crime in multi-storey car parks. That is wrong on so many different levels.
Do you wanna see a magic trick? Watch me pull something out of my pants!
Becoming a father is easy enough, but being one can be very rough.
People say I'm condescending. That means I talk down to people.
If winning isn't everything why do they keep score?