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Superman is a travestite

I drink to make other people interesting

One day, we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject

Do you got with me get lost? I know the way

The pen is mightier than the sword, and considerably easier to write with

I invented the cordless extension cord

They say hard work never hurts anybody, but why take the chance!

Roses r red Violets r blue God made me beautiful But what the hell did he do to you!

Good girls go to school,bad girls go to the mall...So, wanna come shopping with me!?

I would tell ya to go to hell but all dogs go to heaven

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Be kool.. Dont go to school :D


Why is it that the most unattractive people in this world insist on being nudists?


Dont steal, the government hates competition!


One day, we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject


What do they call Bush his zipper? The "U.S. Open


what do you call a fish with no eyes? fsh!


Do you got with me get lost? I know the way


An answer to that nagging question............... I let the dogs out!


Everybody has the right to be stupid but your breaking the rules!


On the other hand, you have different fingers