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Who laughs last, thinks the slowest
Join The Army, Visit exotic places, meet strange people, then kill them.
DINNER IS READY WHEN THE SMOKE ALARM GOES OFF!
I love ur smile and ur eyes...Damn im good at telling lies! :D
If electricty comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
:) My darling my love, my beautiful wife. Marrying you screwed up my life :S
You may be only young once, but you can be immature forever!
An idiot is a 44th floor window washer who steps back to admire hius work
Do they have reserved parking for non-handicap people at the Special Olympics?
what do you call a fish with no eyes? fsh!
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