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If one synchronized swimmer drowns, does that mean they all have to?
Even hot girls have to fart
What is the end of everything?....The answer is g. Get it?
Why do our noses run and our feet smell?!?!
I sat back looking at the stars and began to think.. where the HECK is my roof?!
Nobody like me, so I always have 1 friend
One day, we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject
~*~What happens if you get scared half to death 2 timez?~*~
me done good in english!
Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife
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I thought pigs lived in farms, what are u doing here?!?

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I thought that I could love no other. Until, that is, I met ur brother!

If the police arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent?

I wear the pants in this house. My wife just tells me which pair to wear

Do you got with me get lost? I know the way

Act your age, not your shoe size!

I have great faith in fools; self-confidence my friends call it