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Be selfish just once... If your upset, take someone elses life instead of your own!

Save a mouse, eat a pussy

Women/Men are proof that women/men can take a joke

Stupid statistics cost american companies 30 zillion dollars each year

I used to have an open mind but my brains kept falling out.

Act your age, not your shoe size!

You were so cute as a baby... what happened?!?

Fat people are harder to kidnap

Passwords are like underwear: change them often

God made elfs God made deers God made u such a queer

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This is where Napolean beat his bone-a-part

Do you got with me get lost? I know the way

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