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Why do our noses run and our feet smell?!?!
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You may be only young once, but you can be immature forever!
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I sat back looking at the stars and began to think.. where the HECK is my roof?!
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If electricty comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
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What is the end of everything?....The answer is g. Get it?
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One day, we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject
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~*~What happens if you get scared half to death 2 timez?~*~
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me done good in english!
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Nobody like me, so I always have 1 friend
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Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife
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We had gay burglars the other night. They broke in and rearranged the furniture

~*~What happens if you get scared half to death 2 timez?~*~

Lower the age of puberty!

not all husbands are homeless but some are home less than others.

When you judge others you dont define them you define yourself.. :-)

Save a mouse, eat a pussy

:) My darling my love, my beautiful wife. Marrying you screwed up my life :S

Women/Men are proof that women/men can take a joke

I have great faith in fools; self-confidence my friends call it

My door is always open so feel free to leave