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If one synchronized swimmer drowns, does that mean they all have to?
Even hot girls have to fart
What is the end of everything?....The answer is g. Get it?
Why do our noses run and our feet smell?!?!
I sat back looking at the stars and began to think.. where the HECK is my roof?!
Nobody like me, so I always have 1 friend
One day, we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject
~*~What happens if you get scared half to death 2 timez?~*~
me done good in english!
Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife
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