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Why do our noses run and our feet smell?!?!
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You may be only young once, but you can be immature forever!
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One day, we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject
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What is the end of everything?....The answer is g. Get it?
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I sat back looking at the stars and began to think.. where the HECK is my roof?!
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If electricty comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
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~*~What happens if you get scared half to death 2 timez?~*~
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me done good in english!
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Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife
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Nobody like me, so I always have 1 friend
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Be selfish just once... If your upset, take someone elses life instead of your own!

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Behind every successful woman, is a man who is surprised

Im not crazy, ask mr bunny and mrs dodo here

I have a picture of u, I think its very nice, I put it under my bed... 2 scare away the mice!

Friendship is like wetting your pants, everyone can see it, but only you can feel the true warmth

God made elfs God made deers God made u such a queer

I refuse to join any club that would have me for a member

I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants