Funny - Chat Messages

One day, we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject

Behind every great woman, is a guy looking at her ass

I thought pigs lived in farms, what are u doing here?!?

Roses r red Violets r blue God made me beautiful But what the hell did he do to you!

My door is always open so feel free to leave

Passwords are like underwear: change them often

Be kool.. Dont go to school :D

Kids in back seats cause accidents, accidents in back seats cause kids

I refuse to join any club that would have me for a member

If my car was a horse, I would have to shoot it!

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Hate: A special kind of love given to people who suck

You cant have everything, Where would u put it?

Never wish on 1 star more than 1nce cause your luck ALWAYS runs out!

If corn oil comes from corn, where does baby oil come from?

Life is one long insane trip... Some people just have better Directions!

I invented the cordless extension cord

Dain Bramaged.

I thought my attitude was bad, until I smelled your breath!

I want you(L)... to go away :D

I used to have an open mind but my brains kept falling out.

One-Liner Top 5:

The good Lord didn't create anything without a purpose, but mosquitoes come close.

The value of money in a relationship: the 10 bucks that the wife and the tax inspection don't know about are worth more than the 100 that both know about.

Children in the dark make accidents, but accidents in the dark make children.

What do you call Santa's helpers? Subordinate Clauses.

Lite: the new way to spell "Light," now with 20% fewer letters!