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One day, we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject
Behind every great woman, is a guy looking at her ass
I thought pigs lived in farms, what are u doing here?!?
Roses r red Violets r blue God made me beautiful But what the hell did he do to you!
My door is always open so feel free to leave
Passwords are like underwear: change them often
Be kool.. Dont go to school :D
Kids in back seats cause accidents, accidents in back seats cause kids
I refuse to join any club that would have me for a member
If my car was a horse, I would have to shoot it!
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I invented the cordless extension cord
I thought my attitude was bad, until I smelled your breath!
I want you(L)... to go away :D
I used to have an open mind but my brains kept falling out.
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This Reminds Me Of Something Yesterday At Work
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What Is Another Name For A Masturbating Bull?
How Many Blondes Does It Take To Shingle A Roof
Yo Mama So Dumb She Climbed
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What do you call it when a brainless creature takes
You Might Be A Redneck If The Most Common Phrase
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Recently A Distraught Wife Went To The Local Police Station
Yo Mama Is So Fat That Her First
3 Men Got Stranded On An Island Filled With Cannibals
According To A Recent Government Publication
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Here Was This Man In A Bar
Learn Chinese In 5 Minutes
When A Person Assists A Criminal In Breaking The Law Before The Criminal Gets Arrested We Call Him An Accomplice
Whats Black And White And Red All Over
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Yo Mama So Short She Has
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The good Lord didn't create anything without a purpose, but mosquitoes come close.
The value of money in a relationship: the 10 bucks that the wife and the tax inspection don't know about are worth more than the 100 that both know about.
Children in the dark make accidents, but accidents in the dark make children.
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