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(8)roll roll roll ur joint, gently down the line, take a toke, inhale dat smoke, and blow ur friggin mind!(8)
Women/Men are proof that women/men can take a joke
Do blind eskimos have seeing-eye sled dogs?
Reality: An illusion due to lack of alcohol.
Make love not war. Condoms are cheaper than guns
Dont steal, the government hates competition!
Men are like roses, you got to watch out for all the pricks
The more I learn, the more I forget. So why would I learn?
If the police arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent?
My door is always open so feel free to leave
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