Funny - Chat Messages

If one synchronized swimmer drowns, does that mean they all have to?

Men are like roses, you got to watch out for all the pricks

Reality: An illusion due to lack of alcohol.

(8)roll roll roll ur joint, gently down the line, take a toke, inhale dat smoke, and blow ur friggin mind!(8)

Make love not war. Condoms are cheaper than guns

Dont steal, the government hates competition!

If the police arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent?

The more I learn, the more I forget. So why would I learn?

All racists who are prepared to die for their country, why not now?

Do blind eskimos have seeing-eye sled dogs?

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~*~What happens if you get scared half to death 2 timez?~*~


(6) No work and all play is the best way to live (6)


I thought pigs lived in farms, what are u doing here?!?


You and the bank own a very lovely home


Im sooo Bad, i do it in the car,i do it on the couch,i do it on my bed...GOD Texting is SUCH an obssession


Make love not war. Condoms are cheaper than guns


If your heart is the strongest muscle why does it break so easily


Only in America do they buy a double cheese burger, large fries and a DIET COKE


Do you got with me get lost? I know the way


It was a brave man who ate the first oyster





One-Liner Top 5:

Crime in multi-storey car parks. That is wrong on so many different levels.
Did you hear about the dyslexic Satanist? He sold his soul to Santa.
Apple should make a sarcasm font and call it the iRoll.
Do you wanna see a magic trick? Watch me pull something out of my pants!
People say I'm condescending. That means I talk down to people.