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Women/Men are proof that women/men can take a joke
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(8)roll roll roll ur joint, gently down the line, take a toke, inhale dat smoke, and blow ur friggin mind!(8)
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Do blind eskimos have seeing-eye sled dogs?
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Dont steal, the government hates competition!
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Reality: An illusion due to lack of alcohol.
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Men are like roses, you got to watch out for all the pricks
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Make love not war. Condoms are cheaper than guns
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The more I learn, the more I forget. So why would I learn?
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Beer: helping ugly people get laid since 1823
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If the police arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent?
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