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My door is always open so feel free to leave
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Good girls go to school,bad girls go to the mall...So, wanna come shopping with me!?
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All racists who are prepared to die for their country, why not now?
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Time flies like the wind; fruit flies like bananas
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Why do our noses run and our feet smell?
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Yes.. It was I who let the dogs out!
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Do you got with me get lost? I know the way
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The pen is mightier than the sword, and considerably easier to write with
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Flying is simple. You just throw yourself at the ground and miss
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I like my steak so rare that when you poke it, it still says mooooo
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God created man first because you always make a rough draft before a masterpiece!

Take a break like it is a sort of screen saver!

Dig a lil hole Planet a lil seed Grow a lil tree Smoke a lil weed

I like my steak so rare that when you poke it, it still says mooooo

[Roses are red, Violets Are blue, When god gave brains, Where the hell where you :|]

In jail u get food, in jail u get tea, in jail u get anything butt... the KEY!

I love ur smile and ur eyes...Damn im good at telling lies! :D

Yes.. It was I who let the dogs out!

Kids in back seats cause accidents, accidents in back seats cause kids

girls are better than boys everyone knows it we have the walk and the talk