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All racists who are prepared to die for their country, why not now?
Good girls go to school,bad girls go to the mall...So, wanna come shopping with me!?
Beer: helping ugly people get laid since 1823
Time flies like the wind; fruit flies like bananas
Why do our noses run and our feet smell?
Yes.. It was I who let the dogs out!
Do you got with me get lost? I know the way
Flying is simple. You just throw yourself at the ground and miss
The pen is mightier than the sword, and considerably easier to write with
I like my steak so rare that when you poke it, it still says mooooo
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