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Beer: helping ugly people get laid since 1823
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My door is always open so feel free to leave
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All racists who are prepared to die for their country, why not now?
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Why do our noses run and our feet smell?
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Time flies like the wind; fruit flies like bananas
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Yes.. It was I who let the dogs out!
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Do you got with me get lost? I know the way
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Flying is simple. You just throw yourself at the ground and miss
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The pen is mightier than the sword, and considerably easier to write with
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We had gay burglars the other night. They broke in and rearranged the furniture
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Do you got with me get lost? I know the way

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Next time wave all your fingers at me!

girls are better than boys everyone knows it we have the walk and the talk

If one synchronized swimmer drowns, does that mean they all have to?

Life is one long insane trip... Some people just have better Directions!