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I used to sell furniture for a living. The trouble was, it was my own
It Worries Me How Dumb You Are
We had gay burglars the other night. They broke in and rearranged the furniture
[Roses are red, Violets Are blue, When god gave brains, Where the hell where you :|]
On the other hand, you have different fingers
Silence is Golden.. But Shouting IS fun!
[;)] [:P] ι нανє ℓσтѕ σƒ ι∂єαѕ. тяσυвℓє ιѕ, мσѕт σƒ тнєм ѕυ¢к.[:D] [/)]
This is where Napolean beat his bone-a-part
Roll roll roll your joint, twist down the end, take a puff thats enough, pass it to a friend!
An unfortunate person is one tries to fart but shits instead
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