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It Worries Me How Dumb You Are

[Roses are red, Violets Are blue, When god gave brains, Where the hell where you :|]

We had gay burglars the other night. They broke in and rearranged the furniture

I like my steak so rare that when you poke it, it still says mooooo

On the other hand, you have different fingers

Act your age, not your shoe size!

It was a brave man who ate the first oyster

[;)] [:P] ι нανє ℓσтѕ σƒ ι∂єαѕ. тяσυвℓє ιѕ, мσѕт σƒ тнєм ѕυ¢к.[:D] [/)]

Roll roll roll your joint, twist down the end, take a puff thats enough, pass it to a friend!

Silence is Golden.. But Shouting IS fun!

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not all husbands are homeless but some are home less than others.


Dont steal, the government hates competition!


Yes.. It was I who let the dogs out!


My life is like a porno-movie, without the sex


Plan to be spontaneous tomorrow


~*~What happens if you get scared half to death 2 timez?~*~


Flying is simple. You just throw yourself at the ground and miss


[2 + 2 = 5] for extremely large values of 2.


If corn oil comes from corn, where does baby oil come from?


Nobody like me, so I always have 1 friend





One-Liner Top 5:

Crime in multi-storey car parks. That is wrong on so many different levels.
Do you wanna see a magic trick? Watch me pull something out of my pants!
Becoming a father is easy enough, but being one can be very rough.
People say I'm condescending. That means I talk down to people.
If winning isn't everything why do they keep score?