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This is where Napolean beat his bone-a-part

My theory of evolution is that Darwin was adopted

Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife

[Roses are red, Violets Are blue, When god gave brains, Where the hell where you :|]

Cheese is my friend!

-=Hard work pays off later, laziness pays off now!!=-

You cant have everything, Where would u put it?

Im sooo Bad, i do it in the car,i do it on the couch,i do it on my bed...GOD Texting is SUCH an obssession

[;)] [:P] ι нανє ℓσтѕ σƒ ι∂єαѕ. тяσυвℓє ιѕ, мσѕт σƒ тнєм ѕυ¢к.[:D] [/)]

ιι λм λ gααиgѕѕ☆αя ∂υυ∂ε вυ ι αιιи’т gσт ησ ρσρριιиg вαηиgεя ƨѕσ . . ωнδ¢н мє ∂υ мє =]

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My theory of evolution is that Darwin was adopted


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