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I like my steak so rare that when you poke it, it still says mooooo
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I used to sell furniture for a living. The trouble was, it was my own
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It Worries Me How Dumb You Are
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[Roses are red, Violets Are blue, When god gave brains, Where the hell where you :|]
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Silence is Golden.. But Shouting IS fun!
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This is where Napolean beat his bone-a-part
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[;)] [:P] ι нανє ℓσтѕ σƒ ι∂єαѕ. тяσυвℓє ιѕ, мσѕт σƒ тнєм ѕυ¢к.[:D] [/)]
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On the other hand, you have different fingers
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An unfortunate person is one tries to fart but shits instead
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Roll roll roll your joint, twist down the end, take a puff thats enough, pass it to a friend!
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For all you who talk about me, thanks for making ME the center of YOUR world!

If the police arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent?

Everybody has the right to be stupid but your breaking the rules!

Act your age, not your shoe size!

Dont steal, the government hates competition!

Nobody like me, so I always have 1 friend

All racists who are prepared to die for their country, why not now?

freaky people think im freaky so am i a freaky person ?

Who laughs last, thinks the slowest

The more I learn, the more I forget. So why would I learn?