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me done good in english!

Only in America do they buy a double cheese burger, large fries and a DIET COKE

All racists who are prepared to die for their country, why not now?

My life is like a porno-movie, without the sex

Save a mouse, eat a pussy

Plan to be spontaneous tomorrow

This is where Napolean beat his bone-a-part

If the police arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent?

I used to sell furniture for a living. The trouble was, it was my own

I sat back looking at the stars and began to think.. where the HECK is my roof?!

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I would tell ya to go to hell but all dogs go to heaven

What is the end of everything?....The answer is g. Get it?

The only reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live

Kids in back seats cause accidents, accidents in back seats cause kids

Take a break like it is a sort of screen saver!

I drink to make other people interesting

Join The Army, Visit exotic places, meet strange people, then kill them.

Why do our noses run and our feet smell?!?!

Women/Men are proof that women/men can take a joke

Can I get your picture? I collect nature disasters

One-Liner Top 5:

The good Lord didn't create anything without a purpose, but mosquitoes come close.

The value of money in a relationship: the 10 bucks that the wife and the tax inspection don't know about are worth more than the 100 that both know about.

Children in the dark make accidents, but accidents in the dark make children.

What do you call Santa's helpers? Subordinate Clauses.

Lite: the new way to spell "Light," now with 20% fewer letters!