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It was a brave man who ate the first oyster
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You and the bank own a very lovely home
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Iíve lost my phone number, can I have yours?
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Cheese is my friend!
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Roses r red Violets r blue God made me beautiful But what the hell did he do to you!
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Act your age, not your shoe size!
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I thought that I could love no other. Until, that is, I met ur brother!
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I love deadlines, especially the whooshing sound they make as they go by
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Take a break like it is a sort of screen saver!
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I drink to make other people interesting
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You were so cute as a baby... what happened?!?

Anarchists of the world, unite!

We had gay burglars the other night. They broke in and rearranged the furniture

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