Funny - Chat Messages

Silence is Golden.. But Shouting IS fun!

An unfortunate person is one tries to fart but shits instead

This is where Napolean beat his bone-a-part

Cheese is my friend!

You and the bank own a very lovely home

Roses r red Violets r blue God made me beautiful But what the hell did he do to you!

I love deadlines, especially the whooshing sound they make as they go by

Take a break like it is a sort of screen saver!

I thought that I could love no other. Until, that is, I met ur brother!

Passwords are like underwear: change them often

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We had gay burglars the other night. They broke in and rearranged the furniture

Why is it that the most unattractive people in this world insist on being nudists?

God made elfs God made deers God made u such a queer

Stupid statistics cost american companies 30 zillion dollars each year

I have great faith in fools; self-confidence my friends call it

I would tell ya to go to hell but all dogs go to heaven

If the police arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent?

Dain Bramaged.

Why do our noses run and our feet smell?

This DOG is a good DOG way DOG to keep an fool DOG busy DOG. Read this again without DOG.

One-Liner Top 5:

Crime in multi-storey car parks. That is wrong on so many different levels.
Did you hear about the dyslexic Satanist? He sold his soul to Santa.
Apple should make a sarcasm font and call it the iRoll.
Do you wanna see a magic trick? Watch me pull something out of my pants!
People say I'm condescending. That means I talk down to people.