Funny - Chat Messages

You and the bank own a very lovely home
It was a brave man who ate the first oyster
Act your age, not your shoe size!
Iíve lost my phone number, can I have yours?
Roses r red Violets r blue God made me beautiful But what the hell did he do to you!
I love deadlines, especially the whooshing sound they make as they go by
Take a break like it is a sort of screen saver!
Cheese is my friend!
I thought that I could love no other. Until, that is, I met ur brother!
I drink to make other people interesting
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I thought my attitude was bad, until I smelled your breath!

What is the end of everything?....The answer is g. Get it?

When you judge others you dont define them you define yourself.. :-)

girls are better than boys everyone knows it we have the walk and the talk

Now that I have a gun...u may run or hide :P