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It was a brave man who ate the first oyster
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You and the bank own a very lovely home
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Iíve lost my phone number, can I have yours?
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Act your age, not your shoe size!
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Roses r red Violets r blue God made me beautiful But what the hell did he do to you!
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Take a break like it is a sort of screen saver!
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Cheese is my friend!
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I thought that I could love no other. Until, that is, I met ur brother!
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I love deadlines, especially the whooshing sound they make as they go by
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I drink to make other people interesting
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You and the bank own a very lovely home

I have great faith in fools; self-confidence my friends call it

You cant have everything, Where would u put it?

My door is always open so feel free to leave

I used to sell furniture for a living. The trouble was, it was my own

An unfortunate person is one tries to fart but shits instead

Be kool.. Dont go to school :D

what do you call a fish with no eyes? fsh!

Lower the age of puberty!

In jail u get food, in jail u get tea, in jail u get anything butt... the KEY!