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me done good in english!
Only in America do they buy a double cheese burger, large fries and a DIET COKE
All racists who are prepared to die for their country, why not now?
My life is like a porno-movie, without the sex
Save a mouse, eat a pussy
Plan to be spontaneous tomorrow
This is where Napolean beat his bone-a-part
If the police arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent?
I used to sell furniture for a living. The trouble was, it was my own
I sat back looking at the stars and began to think.. where the HECK is my roof?!
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I would tell ya to go to hell but all dogs go to heaven
What is the end of everything?....The answer is g. Get it?
The only reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live
Kids in back seats cause accidents, accidents in back seats cause kids
Take a break like it is a sort of screen saver!
I drink to make other people interesting
Join The Army, Visit exotic places, meet strange people, then kill them.
Why do our noses run and our feet smell?!?!
Women/Men are proof that women/men can take a joke
Can I get your picture? I collect nature disasters
Funny Jokes:This Old Wino Staggers Into A Bar And The Barman Immediately Told Him To Get Out
You Might Be A Blonde If You Think
A Big-city California Lawyer Went Duck Hunting In Rural Texas
A Man Walks Into A Bar And Orders One Shot
How does Donald Trump plan on deporting 12 million illegal immigrants?
How Is The Modus Operandi of a cowardly nymphomanical student
Two Indian Guys Knock On Two Peoples Door
My Four Year Old And I Were Discussing Holidays
Ther Were Three Brothers
A Redhead A Brunette And A Blonde Robbed A Supermarket
Yo Mama Is So Stupid I Told Her Christmas
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A Couple Had Been Married For Many Years And Their Son Had Gotten Old Enough To Date
A Hunter Just Tagged His Deer As The Game Warden Walked Up
Yo Mama Is So Fat That She Has To Go To Rehab
Why Do Brunettes Take Blondes Shopping With Them
You Know Your A Redneck If You Go To A Family Reunion
I Went To Home Depot Recently While Not Being Altogether Sure That Course Of Action Was A Wise One
Why Did The Belt Get Locked Up
One Day Adam And Eve Notice God Standing Before Them Holding A Bag
Your Daddy Is So Nasty The Last Time
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One-Liner Top 5:
The good Lord didn't create anything without a purpose, but mosquitoes come close.
The value of money in a relationship: the 10 bucks that the wife and the tax inspection don't know about are worth more than the 100 that both know about.
Children in the dark make accidents, but accidents in the dark make children.
What do you call Santa's helpers? Subordinate Clauses.
Lite: the new way to spell "Light," now with 20% fewer letters!