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I am on the seafood diet. I see food and I eat it!

Reality: An illusion due to lack of alcohol.

Join The Army, Visit exotic places, meet strange people, then kill them.

If corn oil comes from corn, where does baby oil come from?

I have great faith in fools; self-confidence my friends call it

If your heart is the strongest muscle why does it break so easily

Next time wave all your fingers at me!

When I知 good, I知 really good, but when I知 bad I知 better

What is the end of everything?....The answer is g. Get it?

A man that has never lied to a woman has no respect for her feelings

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