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I have a picture of u, I think its very nice, I put it under my bed... 2 scare away the mice!
Life is one long insane trip... Some people just have better Directions!
God made elfs God made deers God made u such a queer
Girls/Boys are great, every boy/girl should own one
If your heart is the strongest muscle why does it break so easily
I tought u were crazy, now i c ur nuts!
I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants
I invented the cordless extension cord
When I知 good, I知 really good, but when I知 bad I知 better
This DOG is a good DOG way DOG to keep an fool DOG busy DOG. Read this again without DOG.
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Be selfish just once... If your upset, take someone elses life instead of your own!

I have a picture of u, I think its very nice, I put it under my bed... 2 scare away the mice!

It takes a big man to cry, but it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man

freaky people think im freaky so am i a freaky person ?

If the police arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent?

For all you who talk about me, thanks for making ME the center of YOUR world!

Plan to be spontaneous tomorrow

If you dont like my driving, then stay off the sidewalk

If electricty comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?

be cool dont go to skool (L) be free come dance with me