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I have a picture of u, I think its very nice, I put it under my bed... 2 scare away the mice!
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Life is one long insane trip... Some people just have better Directions!
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God made elfs God made deers God made u such a queer
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Girls/Boys are great, every boy/girl should own one
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I tought u were crazy, now i c ur nuts!
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If your heart is the strongest muscle why does it break so easily
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I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants
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Now that I have a gun...u may run or hide :P
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I invented the cordless extension cord
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be cool dont go to skool (L) be free come dance with me
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I thought my attitude was bad, until I smelled your breath!

I used to have an open mind but my brains kept falling out.

You cant have everything, Where would u put it?

[;)] [:P] ι нανє ℓσтѕ σƒ ι∂єαѕ. тяσυвℓє ιѕ, мσѕт σƒ тнєм ѕυ¢к.[:D] [/)]

Time flies like the wind; fruit flies like bananas

Dont steal, the government hates competition!

It Worries Me How Dumb You Are

Plan to be spontaneous tomorrow

[Roses are red, Violets Are blue, When god gave brains, Where the hell where you :|]

Some says that sunshine follow thunder