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If corn oil comes from corn, where does baby oil come from?

Reality: An illusion due to lack of alcohol.

Join The Army, Visit exotic places, meet strange people, then kill them.

I am on the seafood diet. I see food and I eat it!

Next time wave all your fingers at me!

I thought that I could love no other. Until, that is, I met ur brother!

Why do our noses run and our feet smell?!?!

God made guys then he had a better idea......girls!(L):P

What do an Icebear have after swimming? Snowballs!

I have great faith in fools; self-confidence my friends call it

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It was a brave man who ate the first oyster


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I used to sell furniture for a living. The trouble was, it was my own


For all you who talk about me, thanks for making ME the center of YOUR world!


I wear the pants in this house. My wife just tells me which pair to wear


:) My darling my love, my beautiful wife. Marrying you screwed up my life :S



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The good Lord didn't create anything without a purpose, but mosquitoes come close.

The value of money in a relationship: the 10 bucks that the wife and the tax inspection don't know about are worth more than the 100 that both know about.

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