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If corn oil comes from corn, where does baby oil come from?
Reality: An illusion due to lack of alcohol.
Join The Army, Visit exotic places, meet strange people, then kill them.
I am on the seafood diet. I see food and I eat it!
Next time wave all your fingers at me!
I thought that I could love no other. Until, that is, I met ur brother!
Why do our noses run and our feet smell?!?!
God made guys then he had a better idea......girls!(L):P
What do an Icebear have after swimming? Snowballs!
I have great faith in fools; self-confidence my friends call it
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It Worries Me How Dumb You Are
You were so cute as a baby... what happened?!?
Men are like roses, you got to watch out for all the pricks
Roll roll roll your joint, twist down the end, take a puff thats enough, pass it to a friend!
It was a brave man who ate the first oyster
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I used to sell furniture for a living. The trouble was, it was my own
For all you who talk about me, thanks for making ME the center of YOUR world!
I wear the pants in this house. My wife just tells me which pair to wear
:) My darling my love, my beautiful wife. Marrying you screwed up my life :S
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Yo Mama Head So Big She Has
Yo Mama Is So Fat That When She Plays Hopscotch
A Man Goes In The Sex Shop And Asks The Clerk Where The Blow Up Dolls Are
Yo Mama Is So Ugly Her
A Blonde Walks In To A Bar
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Yo Mama Is So Fat Her Waist Size Is
One Day A Boy And His Mom Were Walking Along The Road When The Boy Found A Dog On The Road
Yo Mama So Old She Was Best
George W Bush Is Tossing Restlessly In His White House Bed
What Do You Get When You Cross A Stripper With A Model
May A Weird Customs Inspector Discover A
Yo Mama So Stupid She Tried To Put M And M S
The Difference Between Republicans And Democrats
Your Mama Is So Stupid She Climed Over A
What Do You Get If You Cross A Elephant With A Fish
A Blonde A Brunette And A Redhead Are On The Run From The Law When They Find An Old Barn To Hide Out In
What Do You Call Parachuting Lawyers
Yo Mama So Fat She Got Kicked Out
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The good Lord didn't create anything without a purpose, but mosquitoes come close.
The value of money in a relationship: the 10 bucks that the wife and the tax inspection don't know about are worth more than the 100 that both know about.
Children in the dark make accidents, but accidents in the dark make children.
What do you call Santa's helpers? Subordinate Clauses.
Lite: the new way to spell "Light," now with 20% fewer letters!