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I have a picture of u, I think its very nice, I put it under my bed... 2 scare away the mice!
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Life is one long insane trip... Some people just have better Directions!
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God made elfs God made deers God made u such a queer
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Girls/Boys are great, every boy/girl should own one
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I tought u were crazy, now i c ur nuts!
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If your heart is the strongest muscle why does it break so easily
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I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants
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Now that I have a gun...u may run or hide :P
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I invented the cordless extension cord
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be cool dont go to skool (L) be free come dance with me
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I have a picture of u, I think its very nice, I put it under my bed... 2 scare away the mice!

My door is always open so feel free to leave

If your heart is the strongest muscle why does it break so easily

what do you call a fish with no eyes? fsh!

My life is like a porno-movie, without the sex

We had gay burglars the other night. They broke in and rearranged the furniture

All racists who are prepared to die for their country, why not now?

I used to sell furniture for a living. The trouble was, it was my own

Dont steal, the government hates competition!

be cool dont go to skool (L) be free come dance with me