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I have a picture of u, I think its very nice, I put it under my bed... 2 scare away the mice!

Life is one long insane trip... Some people just have better Directions!

God made elfs God made deers God made u such a queer

Girls/Boys are great, every boy/girl should own one

If your heart is the strongest muscle why does it break so easily

I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants

I tought u were crazy, now i c ur nuts!

I invented the cordless extension cord

girls are better than boys everyone knows it we have the walk and the talk

This DOG is a good DOG way DOG to keep an fool DOG busy DOG. Read this again without DOG.

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They speak of my drinking but they never consider my thirst


If your heart is the strongest muscle why does it break so easily


DINNER IS READY WHEN THE SMOKE ALARM GOES OFF!


Who laughs last, thinks the slowest


Haggis is a self cleaning meal. Leave it for a while and it will get up and walk away


I refuse to join any club that would have me for a member


Silence is Golden.. But Shouting IS fun!


Im not crazy, ask mr bunny and mrs dodo here


Iíve lost my phone number, can I have yours?


24 hours in a day ... 24 beers in a case ... coincidence? I think notÖ





One-Liner Top 5:

Crime in multi-storey car parks. That is wrong on so many different levels.
Did you hear about the dyslexic Satanist? He sold his soul to Santa.
Apple should make a sarcasm font and call it the iRoll.
Do you wanna see a magic trick? Watch me pull something out of my pants!
People say I'm condescending. That means I talk down to people.