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I have a picture of u, I think its very nice, I put it under my bed... 2 scare away the mice!
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Life is one long insane trip... Some people just have better Directions!
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God made elfs God made deers God made u such a queer
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Girls/Boys are great, every boy/girl should own one
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I tought u were crazy, now i c ur nuts!
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If your heart is the strongest muscle why does it break so easily
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I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants
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Now that I have a gun...u may run or hide :P
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I invented the cordless extension cord
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be cool dont go to skool (L) be free come dance with me
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God made guys then he had a better idea......girls!(L):P

Everybody has the right to be stupid but your breaking the rules!

Life is one long insane trip... Some people just have better Directions!

If u want breakfast in bed, sleep in the kitchen

I thought pigs lived in farms, what are u doing here?!?

Beer: helping ugly people get laid since 1823

Be selfish just once... If your upset, take someone elses life instead of your own!

Nobody like me, so I always have 1 friend

Next time wave all your fingers at me!

If one synchronized swimmer drowns, does that mean they all have to?