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I am on the seafood diet. I see food and I eat it!

Reality: An illusion due to lack of alcohol.

Join The Army, Visit exotic places, meet strange people, then kill them.

If corn oil comes from corn, where does baby oil come from?

I have great faith in fools; self-confidence my friends call it

When I知 good, I知 really good, but when I知 bad I知 better

If your heart is the strongest muscle why does it break so easily

What is the end of everything?....The answer is g. Get it?

What do an Icebear have after swimming? Snowballs!

girls are better than boys everyone knows it we have the walk and the talk

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what do you call a fish with no eyes? fsh!

You may be only young once, but you can be immature forever!

Now that I have a gun...u may run or hide :P

I thought my attitude was bad, until I smelled your breath!

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