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I have a picture of u, I think its very nice, I put it under my bed... 2 scare away the mice!
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Life is one long insane trip... Some people just have better Directions!
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Girls/Boys are great, every boy/girl should own one
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God made elfs God made deers God made u such a queer
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I tought u were crazy, now i c ur nuts!
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If your heart is the strongest muscle why does it break so easily
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I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants
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I invented the cordless extension cord
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Now that I have a gun...u may run or hide :P
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This DOG is a good DOG way DOG to keep an fool DOG busy DOG. Read this again without DOG.
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Never wish on 1 star more than 1nce cause your luck ALWAYS runs out!

A man that has never lied to a woman has no respect for her feelings

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Anarchists of the world, unite!

If corn oil comes from corn, where does baby oil come from?

Why do our noses run and our feet smell?

Men are like roses, you got to watch out for all the pricks

The more I learn, the more I forget. So why would I learn?

It takes a big man to cry, but it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man

Next time wave all your fingers at me!