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I have a picture of u, I think its very nice, I put it under my bed... 2 scare away the mice!

Life is one long insane trip... Some people just have better Directions!

God made elfs God made deers God made u such a queer

Girls/Boys are great, every boy/girl should own one

If your heart is the strongest muscle why does it break so easily

I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants

I invented the cordless extension cord

I tought u were crazy, now i c ur nuts!

girls are better than boys everyone knows it we have the walk and the talk

This DOG is a good DOG way DOG to keep an fool DOG busy DOG. Read this again without DOG.

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I Luv Ur Smile And Ur Eyes.....Damn Im Gd At Tellin Lies :P


I thought that I could love no other. Until, that is, I met ur brother!


I thought pigs lived in farms, what are u doing here?!?


I used to sell furniture for a living. The trouble was, it was my own


Im sooo Bad, i do it in the car,i do it on the couch,i do it on my bed...GOD Texting is SUCH an obssession


be cool dont go to skool (L) be free come dance with me


Haggis is a self cleaning meal. Leave it for a while and it will get up and walk away


I used to have an open mind but my brains kept falling out.


A man that has never lied to a woman has no respect for her feelings


God bless Atheism





One-Liner Top 5:

Crime in multi-storey car parks. That is wrong on so many different levels.
Do you wanna see a magic trick? Watch me pull something out of my pants!
Becoming a father is easy enough, but being one can be very rough.
People say I'm condescending. That means I talk down to people.
If winning isn't everything why do they keep score?