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I have a picture of u, I think its very nice, I put it under my bed... 2 scare away the mice!
Life is one long insane trip... Some people just have better Directions!
God made elfs God made deers God made u such a queer
Girls/Boys are great, every boy/girl should own one
If your heart is the strongest muscle why does it break so easily
I tought u were crazy, now i c ur nuts!
I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants
I invented the cordless extension cord
When I知 good, I知 really good, but when I知 bad I知 better
This DOG is a good DOG way DOG to keep an fool DOG busy DOG. Read this again without DOG.
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I love ur smile and ur eyes...Damn im good at telling lies! :D

If you dont like my driving, then stay off the sidewalk

Lower the age of puberty!

My door is always open so feel free to leave

Haggis is a self cleaning meal. Leave it for a while and it will get up and walk away

[Roses are red, Violets Are blue, When god gave brains, Where the hell where you :|]

What do they call Bush his zipper? The "U.S. Open

(8)roll roll roll ur joint, gently down the line, take a toke, inhale dat smoke, and blow ur friggin mind!(8)

What is the end of everything?....The answer is g. Get it?

You were so cute as a baby... what happened?!?