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I have a picture of u, I think its very nice, I put it under my bed... 2 scare away the mice!

Life is one long insane trip... Some people just have better Directions!

God made elfs God made deers God made u such a queer

Girls/Boys are great, every boy/girl should own one

If your heart is the strongest muscle why does it break so easily

I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants

I tought u were crazy, now i c ur nuts!

I invented the cordless extension cord

girls are better than boys everyone knows it we have the walk and the talk

This DOG is a good DOG way DOG to keep an fool DOG busy DOG. Read this again without DOG.

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If corn oil comes from corn, where does baby oil come from?


If at first you dont succeed skydiving isnt for you


When you judge others you dont define them you define yourself.. :-)


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I used to sell furniture for a living. The trouble was, it was my own


What do an Icebear have after swimming? Snowballs!


Girls/Boys are great, every boy/girl should own one


Act your age, not your shoe size!


Dain Bramaged.


~*~What happens if you get scared half to death 2 timez?~*~





One-Liner Top 5:

Crime in multi-storey car parks. That is wrong on so many different levels.
Do you wanna see a magic trick? Watch me pull something out of my pants!
Becoming a father is easy enough, but being one can be very rough.
People say I'm condescending. That means I talk down to people.
If winning isn't everything why do they keep score?