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I have a picture of u, I think its very nice, I put it under my bed... 2 scare away the mice!


Life is one long insane trip... Some people just have better Directions!


God made elfs God made deers God made u such a queer


Girls/Boys are great, every boy/girl should own one


If your heart is the strongest muscle why does it break so easily


I tought u were crazy, now i c ur nuts!


I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants


I invented the cordless extension cord


girls are better than boys everyone knows it we have the walk and the talk


When I知 good, I知 really good, but when I知 bad I知 better


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Next time wave all your fingers at me!


Why do our noses run and our feet smell?!?!


Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife


Do you got with me get lost? I know the way


I used to have an open mind but my brains kept falling out.


Do they have reserved parking for non-handicap people at the Special Olympics?


Be selfish just once... If your upset, take someone elses life instead of your own!


Friendship is like wetting your pants, everyone can see it, but only you can feel the true warmth


(6) No work and all play is the best way to live (6)


Haggis is a self cleaning meal. Leave it for a while and it will get up and walk away





One-Liner Top 5:

Crime in multi-storey car parks. That is wrong on so many different levels.
I feel like I would enjoy getting out of bed more if I had to do it only three times a week. This every-day thing is overkill.
Can I have your picture so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?
Love is like a machine... sometimes you need a good screw to fix it.
The more people I meet, the more I like my dog.