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I have a picture of u, I think its very nice, I put it under my bed... 2 scare away the mice!

Life is one long insane trip... Some people just have better Directions!

God made elfs God made deers God made u such a queer

Girls/Boys are great, every boy/girl should own one

If your heart is the strongest muscle why does it break so easily

I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants

I invented the cordless extension cord

I tought u were crazy, now i c ur nuts!

girls are better than boys everyone knows it we have the walk and the talk

not all husbands are homeless but some are home less than others.

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Women/Men are proof that women/men can take a joke


(6) No work and all play is the best way to live (6)


Roll roll roll your joint, twist down the end, take a puff thats enough, pass it to a friend!


-=Hard work pays off later, laziness pays off now!!=-


Dont steal, the government hates competition!


[Roses are red, Violets Are blue, When god gave brains, Where the hell where you :|]


Silence is Golden.. But Shouting IS fun!


Flying is simple. You just throw yourself at the ground and miss


Why do our noses run and our feet smell?


If you throw rice at weddings, will asian people throw hotdogs?





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Clinton lied. A man might forget where he parks or where he lives, but he never forgets oral sex, no matter how bad it is.
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