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I am on the seafood diet. I see food and I eat it!

Reality: An illusion due to lack of alcohol.

Join The Army, Visit exotic places, meet strange people, then kill them.

If corn oil comes from corn, where does baby oil come from?

I have great faith in fools; self-confidence my friends call it

If your heart is the strongest muscle why does it break so easily

When I知 good, I知 really good, but when I知 bad I知 better

What is the end of everything?....The answer is g. Get it?

What do an Icebear have after swimming? Snowballs!

girls are better than boys everyone knows it we have the walk and the talk

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me done good in english!

Kids in back seats cause accidents, accidents in back seats cause kids

Cheese is my friend!

Take a break like it is a sort of screen saver!

If the police arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent?

If you dont like my driving, then stay off the sidewalk

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