Funny - Chat Messages

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I have a picture of u, I think its very nice, I put it under my bed... 2 scare away the mice!

Life is one long insane trip... Some people just have better Directions!

God made elfs God made deers God made u such a queer

Girls/Boys are great, every boy/girl should own one

If your heart is the strongest muscle why does it break so easily

I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants

I invented the cordless extension cord

I tought u were crazy, now i c ur nuts!

girls are better than boys everyone knows it we have the walk and the talk

not all husbands are homeless but some are home less than others.

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I thought my attitude was bad, until I smelled your breath!


My theory of evolution is that Darwin was adopted


Do they have reserved parking for non-handicap people at the Special Olympics?


I sat back looking at the stars and began to think.. where the HECK is my roof?!


I used to sell furniture for a living. The trouble was, it was my own


It takes a big man to cry, but it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man


Dont steal, the government hates competition!


I thought pigs lived in farms, what are u doing here?!?


If one synchronized swimmer drowns, does that mean they all have to?


Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife





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Crime in multi-storey car parks. That is wrong on so many different levels.
Can I have your picture so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?
No, those pants don't make you look fatter. I mean, how could they?
Clinton lied. A man might forget where he parks or where he lives, but he never forgets oral sex, no matter how bad it is.
Lite: the new way to spell "Light," now with 20% fewer letters!