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I have a picture of u, I think its very nice, I put it under my bed... 2 scare away the mice!
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Life is one long insane trip... Some people just have better Directions!
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God made elfs God made deers God made u such a queer
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Girls/Boys are great, every boy/girl should own one
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I tought u were crazy, now i c ur nuts!
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If your heart is the strongest muscle why does it break so easily
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I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants
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I invented the cordless extension cord
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Now that I have a gun...u may run or hide :P
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This DOG is a good DOG way DOG to keep an fool DOG busy DOG. Read this again without DOG.
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You cant have everything, Where would u put it?

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Join The Army, Visit exotic places, meet strange people, then kill them.

You and the bank own a very lovely home

Dont steal, the government hates competition!

If my car was a horse, I would have to shoot it!