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I am on the seafood diet. I see food and I eat it!

Reality: An illusion due to lack of alcohol.

Join The Army, Visit exotic places, meet strange people, then kill them.

If corn oil comes from corn, where does baby oil come from?

I have great faith in fools; self-confidence my friends call it

If your heart is the strongest muscle why does it break so easily

When I知 good, I知 really good, but when I知 bad I知 better

What is the end of everything?....The answer is g. Get it?

What do an Icebear have after swimming? Snowballs!

girls are better than boys everyone knows it we have the walk and the talk

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I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants


I would tell ya to go to hell but all dogs go to heaven


The more I learn, the more I forget. So why would I learn?


My theory of evolution is that Darwin was adopted


not all husbands are homeless but some are home less than others.