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I have a picture of u, I think its very nice, I put it under my bed... 2 scare away the mice!

Life is one long insane trip... Some people just have better Directions!

God made elfs God made deers God made u such a queer

Girls/Boys are great, every boy/girl should own one

If your heart is the strongest muscle why does it break so easily

I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants

I tought u were crazy, now i c ur nuts!

I invented the cordless extension cord

girls are better than boys everyone knows it we have the walk and the talk

This DOG is a good DOG way DOG to keep an fool DOG busy DOG. Read this again without DOG.

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Dig a lil hole Planet a lil seed Grow a lil tree Smoke a lil weed


Some says that sunshine follow thunder


Can I get your picture? I collect nature disasters


Fat people are harder to kidnap


Roses r red Violets r blue God made me beautiful But what the hell did he do to you!


I Luv Ur Smile And Ur Eyes.....Damn Im Gd At Tellin Lies :P


You were so cute as a baby... what happened?!?


Superman is a travestite


(8)roll roll roll ur joint, gently down the line, take a toke, inhale dat smoke, and blow ur friggin mind!(8)


I would tell ya to go to hell but all dogs go to heaven





One-Liner Top 5:

Crime in multi-storey car parks. That is wrong on so many different levels.
Did you hear about the dyslexic Satanist? He sold his soul to Santa.
Apple should make a sarcasm font and call it the iRoll.
Do you wanna see a magic trick? Watch me pull something out of my pants!
People say I'm condescending. That means I talk down to people.