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If corn oil comes from corn, where does baby oil come from?
Reality: An illusion due to lack of alcohol.
Join The Army, Visit exotic places, meet strange people, then kill them.
I am on the seafood diet. I see food and I eat it!
Next time wave all your fingers at me!
I thought that I could love no other. Until, that is, I met ur brother!
Why do our noses run and our feet smell?!?!
God made guys then he had a better idea......girls!(L):P
What do an Icebear have after swimming? Snowballs!
I have great faith in fools; self-confidence my friends call it
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Do you got with me get lost? I know the way
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I refuse to join any club that would have me for a member
If electricty comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
Time flies like the wind; fruit flies like bananas
In jail u get food, in jail u get tea, in jail u get anything butt... the KEY!
They speak of my drinking but they never consider my thirst
A man that has never lied to a woman has no respect for her feelings
Be selfish just once... If your upset, take someone elses life instead of your own!
If the police arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent?
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Yo Mama Is So Dirty She Has To Creep
One Day A Boy And His Mom Were Walking Along The Road When The Boy Found A Dog On The Road
Yo Mama Is So Ghetto She Does Wheelies
Any Minimum Criteria Set Will Be The Maximum Value Used
Why does Trump love the poorly educated
Your So Poor You Had To Put
Yo Mama Is So Ugly That Her Birth Certificate Is An
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Yo Mama So Ugly She Went To A Ugly Contest
30 Best Jerry Seinfeld Quotes
God Was Sitting In Heaven One Day When A Scientist Said To Him God We Don't Need You Anymore
A Guy Walks Into A Store For Some Last-minute Christmas Shopping And Sees A Parrot For Sale
She Is So Blonde She Thinks Taco Bell
What Do You Call 10 Blondes Standing In A Circle
A Missionary Who Had Spent Years Showing A Tribe Of Natives How To Farm
How Do You Circumcise A Redneck?
What Is Black And White And Green And Black And White
What Dog Keeps The Best Time
One Day Two Men Are Talking With Each Other One Turns To The Other
The Year Was 1876 A Lone Stage Coach Rumbled Along A Road In Texas
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The good Lord didn't create anything without a purpose, but mosquitoes come close.
The value of money in a relationship: the 10 bucks that the wife and the tax inspection don't know about are worth more than the 100 that both know about.
Children in the dark make accidents, but accidents in the dark make children.
What do you call Santa's helpers? Subordinate Clauses.
Lite: the new way to spell "Light," now with 20% fewer letters!