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If corn oil comes from corn, where does baby oil come from?

Reality: An illusion due to lack of alcohol.

Join The Army, Visit exotic places, meet strange people, then kill them.

I am on the seafood diet. I see food and I eat it!

Next time wave all your fingers at me!

I thought that I could love no other. Until, that is, I met ur brother!

Why do our noses run and our feet smell?!?!

God made guys then he had a better idea......girls!(L):P

What do an Icebear have after swimming? Snowballs!

I have great faith in fools; self-confidence my friends call it

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Do you got with me get lost? I know the way

Dont steal, the government hates competition!

I refuse to join any club that would have me for a member

If electricty comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?

Time flies like the wind; fruit flies like bananas

In jail u get food, in jail u get tea, in jail u get anything butt... the KEY!

They speak of my drinking but they never consider my thirst

A man that has never lied to a woman has no respect for her feelings

Be selfish just once... If your upset, take someone elses life instead of your own!

If the police arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent?

One-Liner Top 5:

The good Lord didn't create anything without a purpose, but mosquitoes come close.

The value of money in a relationship: the 10 bucks that the wife and the tax inspection don't know about are worth more than the 100 that both know about.

Children in the dark make accidents, but accidents in the dark make children.

What do you call Santa's helpers? Subordinate Clauses.

Lite: the new way to spell "Light," now with 20% fewer letters!