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I am on the seafood diet. I see food and I eat it!

Reality: An illusion due to lack of alcohol.

Join The Army, Visit exotic places, meet strange people, then kill them.

If corn oil comes from corn, where does baby oil come from?

I have great faith in fools; self-confidence my friends call it

When I知 good, I知 really good, but when I知 bad I知 better

If your heart is the strongest muscle why does it break so easily

What is the end of everything?....The answer is g. Get it?

What do an Icebear have after swimming? Snowballs!

girls are better than boys everyone knows it we have the walk and the talk

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Kids in back seats cause accidents, accidents in back seats cause kids

God made elfs God made deers God made u such a queer

Do blind eskimos have seeing-eye sled dogs?

be cool dont go to skool (L) be free come dance with me

It takes a big man to cry, but it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man

[2 + 2 = 5] for extremely large values of 2.

Hate: A special kind of love given to people who suck

Next time wave all your fingers at me!

I love deadlines, especially the whooshing sound they make as they go by

They say hard work never hurts anybody, but why take the chance!