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I have a picture of u, I think its very nice, I put it under my bed... 2 scare away the mice!
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Life is one long insane trip... Some people just have better Directions!
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God made elfs God made deers God made u such a queer
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Girls/Boys are great, every boy/girl should own one
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I tought u were crazy, now i c ur nuts!
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If your heart is the strongest muscle why does it break so easily
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I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants
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Now that I have a gun...u may run or hide :P
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I invented the cordless extension cord
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be cool dont go to skool (L) be free come dance with me
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girls are better than boys everyone knows it we have the walk and the talk

I thought my attitude was bad, until I smelled your breath!

If you dont like my driving, then stay off the sidewalk

An idiot is a 44th floor window washer who steps back to admire hius work

If your heart is the strongest muscle why does it break so easily

What do they call Bush his zipper? The "U.S. Open

They speak of my drinking but they never consider my thirst

God created man first because you always make a rough draft before a masterpiece!

If the police arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent?

When Iím good, Iím really good, but when Iím bad Iím better