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I have a picture of u, I think its very nice, I put it under my bed... 2 scare away the mice!

Life is one long insane trip... Some people just have better Directions!

God made elfs God made deers God made u such a queer

Girls/Boys are great, every boy/girl should own one

If your heart is the strongest muscle why does it break so easily

I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants

I invented the cordless extension cord

I tought u were crazy, now i c ur nuts!

girls are better than boys everyone knows it we have the walk and the talk

This DOG is a good DOG way DOG to keep an fool DOG busy DOG. Read this again without DOG.

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Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife


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Do they have reserved parking for non-handicap people at the Special Olympics?


They say hard work never hurts anybody, but why take the chance!


girls are better than boys everyone knows it we have the walk and the talk


I want you(L)... to go away :D


I refuse to join any club that would have me for a member


my grammer be good is!


Fat people are harder to kidnap


We had gay burglars the other night. They broke in and rearranged the furniture





One-Liner Top 5:

Crime in multi-storey car parks. That is wrong on so many different levels.
Do you wanna see a magic trick? Watch me pull something out of my pants!
Becoming a father is easy enough, but being one can be very rough.
People say I'm condescending. That means I talk down to people.
If winning isn't everything why do they keep score?