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If corn oil comes from corn, where does baby oil come from?

Reality: An illusion due to lack of alcohol.

Join The Army, Visit exotic places, meet strange people, then kill them.

I am on the seafood diet. I see food and I eat it!

Next time wave all your fingers at me!

I thought that I could love no other. Until, that is, I met ur brother!

Why do our noses run and our feet smell?!?!

God made guys then he had a better idea......girls!(L):P

What do an Icebear have after swimming? Snowballs!

I have great faith in fools; self-confidence my friends call it

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:) My darling my love, my beautiful wife. Marrying you screwed up my life :S


Good girls go to school,bad girls go to the mall...So, wanna come shopping with me!?


Everyone likes a little ass, but no one likes a smart ass


[2 + 2 = 5] for extremely large values of 2.


DINNER IS READY WHEN THE SMOKE ALARM GOES OFF!


I used to have an open mind but my brains kept falling out.


Im not crazy, ask mr bunny and mrs dodo here


Everybody has the right to be stupid but your breaking the rules!


not all husbands are homeless but some are home less than others.


You and the bank own a very lovely home



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The good Lord didn't create anything without a purpose, but mosquitoes come close.

The value of money in a relationship: the 10 bucks that the wife and the tax inspection don't know about are worth more than the 100 that both know about.

Children in the dark make accidents, but accidents in the dark make children.

What do you call Santa's helpers? Subordinate Clauses.

Lite: the new way to spell "Light," now with 20% fewer letters!




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