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If corn oil comes from corn, where does baby oil come from?
Reality: An illusion due to lack of alcohol.
Join The Army, Visit exotic places, meet strange people, then kill them.
I am on the seafood diet. I see food and I eat it!
Next time wave all your fingers at me!
I thought that I could love no other. Until, that is, I met ur brother!
Why do our noses run and our feet smell?!?!
God made guys then he had a better idea......girls!(L):P
What do an Icebear have after swimming? Snowballs!
I have great faith in fools; self-confidence my friends call it
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:) My darling my love, my beautiful wife. Marrying you screwed up my life :S
Good girls go to school,bad girls go to the mall...So, wanna come shopping with me!?
Everyone likes a little ass, but no one likes a smart ass
[2 + 2 = 5] for extremely large values of 2.
DINNER IS READY WHEN THE SMOKE ALARM GOES OFF!
I used to have an open mind but my brains kept falling out.
Im not crazy, ask mr bunny and mrs dodo here
Everybody has the right to be stupid but your breaking the rules!
not all husbands are homeless but some are home less than others.
You and the bank own a very lovely home
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What does Melania see in Donald Trump
The Other Day My Friends And I Went To This Ladies Night Club
I Can Let You Have This Top-of-the-line Stereo For Nine Hundred Dollars
She Is So Blonde That She Studied
Your Mama So Stupid She Shuved A Baseball Bat
What Did The Troops Say To Bush & Rumsfeld When They Told Them To March To Baghdad?
Yo Mama Is So Stupid She Sends
What Do You Call A Nun Who Just Passed Her Bar Exam?
While Going Through His Wife S Dresser Drawers A Farmer Discovered Three Soybeans And An Envelope
Little Johnny Comes Home From Catholic School With A Black Eye
What Did The Blonde Say After College
What Do You Call A Nun Who Is Sleepwalking
What Do You Call To Alaskan Lesbians
A Chicken And An Egg Are Lying In Bed
Why Are Black People So Good At Basketball?
A Blonde Was Cooking Dinner When Her Kitchen Caught On Fire
While Proudly Showing Off His New Apartment To Friends A College Student Led The Way Into The Den
There Were Three Dumb Blonde Guys On An Island
What Do You Call A Red Neck Mixed With A Hispanic
Everything Is Always Done For The Wrong Reasons
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The good Lord didn't create anything without a purpose, but mosquitoes come close.
The value of money in a relationship: the 10 bucks that the wife and the tax inspection don't know about are worth more than the 100 that both know about.
Children in the dark make accidents, but accidents in the dark make children.
What do you call Santa's helpers? Subordinate Clauses.
Lite: the new way to spell "Light," now with 20% fewer letters!