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I have a picture of u, I think its very nice, I put it under my bed... 2 scare away the mice!
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Life is one long insane trip... Some people just have better Directions!
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God made elfs God made deers God made u such a queer
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Girls/Boys are great, every boy/girl should own one
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I tought u were crazy, now i c ur nuts!
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If your heart is the strongest muscle why does it break so easily
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I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants
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I invented the cordless extension cord
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Now that I have a gun...u may run or hide :P
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This DOG is a good DOG way DOG to keep an fool DOG busy DOG. Read this again without DOG.
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Good girls go to school,bad girls go to the mall...So, wanna come shopping with me!?

Everyone likes a little ass, but no one likes a smart ass

They say hard work never hurts anybody, but why take the chance!

24 hours in a day ... 24 beers in a case ... coincidence? I think notů

God made guys then he had a better idea......girls!(L):P

This DOG is a good DOG way DOG to keep an fool DOG busy DOG. Read this again without DOG.

One day, we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject

me done good in english!

Yes.. It was I who let the dogs out!

If corn oil comes from corn, where does baby oil come from?