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I have a picture of u, I think its very nice, I put it under my bed... 2 scare away the mice!
Life is one long insane trip... Some people just have better Directions!
God made elfs God made deers God made u such a queer
Girls/Boys are great, every boy/girl should own one
If your heart is the strongest muscle why does it break so easily
I tought u were crazy, now i c ur nuts!
I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants
I invented the cordless extension cord
When I知 good, I知 really good, but when I知 bad I知 better
This DOG is a good DOG way DOG to keep an fool DOG busy DOG. Read this again without DOG.
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If your heart is the strongest muscle why does it break so easily

It takes a big man to cry, but it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man

-=Hard work pays off later, laziness pays off now!!=-

Knowledge Is Knowing That A Tomato Is A Fruit, Wisdom Is Not Putting It In A Fruit Salad.

Haggis is a self cleaning meal. Leave it for a while and it will get up and walk away

Roll roll roll your joint, twist down the end, take a puff thats enough, pass it to a friend!

Why do our noses run and our feet smell?!?!

God created man first because you always make a rough draft before a masterpiece!

We had gay burglars the other night. They broke in and rearranged the furniture