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I have a picture of u, I think its very nice, I put it under my bed... 2 scare away the mice!
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Life is one long insane trip... Some people just have better Directions!
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God made elfs God made deers God made u such a queer
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Girls/Boys are great, every boy/girl should own one
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I tought u were crazy, now i c ur nuts!
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If your heart is the strongest muscle why does it break so easily
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I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants
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Now that I have a gun...u may run or hide :P
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I invented the cordless extension cord
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be cool dont go to skool (L) be free come dance with me
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We had gay burglars the other night. They broke in and rearranged the furniture

What is the end of everything?....The answer is g. Get it?

On the other hand, you have different fingers

Flying is simple. You just throw yourself at the ground and miss

[2 + 2 = 5] for extremely large values of 2.

>> I am nobody, no body is perfect, therefore i am perfect! ;)

What do an Icebear have after swimming? Snowballs!

Be selfish just once... If your upset, take someone elses life instead of your own!

me done good in english!

If corn oil comes from corn, where does baby oil come from?