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I have a picture of u, I think its very nice, I put it under my bed... 2 scare away the mice!

Life is one long insane trip... Some people just have better Directions!

God made elfs God made deers God made u such a queer

Girls/Boys are great, every boy/girl should own one

If your heart is the strongest muscle why does it break so easily

I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants

I tought u were crazy, now i c ur nuts!

I invented the cordless extension cord

girls are better than boys everyone knows it we have the walk and the talk

This DOG is a good DOG way DOG to keep an fool DOG busy DOG. Read this again without DOG.

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I like my steak so rare that when you poke it, it still says mooooo


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If your heart is the strongest muscle why does it break so easily


>> I am nobody, no body is perfect, therefore i am perfect! ;)


God created man first because you always make a rough draft before a masterpiece!


[Roses are red, Violets Are blue, When god gave brains, Where the hell where you :|]


If you dont like my driving, then stay off the sidewalk


God bless Atheism


If at first you dont succeed skydiving isnt for you


If you throw rice at weddings, will asian people throw hotdogs?





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Crime in multi-storey car parks. That is wrong on so many different levels.
Do you wanna see a magic trick? Watch me pull something out of my pants!
Becoming a father is easy enough, but being one can be very rough.
People say I'm condescending. That means I talk down to people.
If winning isn't everything why do they keep score?