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I am on the seafood diet. I see food and I eat it!

Reality: An illusion due to lack of alcohol.

Join The Army, Visit exotic places, meet strange people, then kill them.

If corn oil comes from corn, where does baby oil come from?

I have great faith in fools; self-confidence my friends call it

When I知 good, I知 really good, but when I知 bad I知 better

If your heart is the strongest muscle why does it break so easily

What is the end of everything?....The answer is g. Get it?

What do an Icebear have after swimming? Snowballs!

girls are better than boys everyone knows it we have the walk and the talk

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They say hard work never hurts anybody, but why take the chance!

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[Roses are red, Violets Are blue, When god gave brains, Where the hell where you :|]

I tought u were crazy, now i c ur nuts!

Yes.. It was I who let the dogs out!

Girls want a lot of things from one guy. Conversely, guys want one thing from a lot of girls

The height of laziness is a man is shitting on the beach and waiting for the tide

Do you got with me get lost? I know the way

Everybody has the right to be stupid but your breaking the rules!

If corn oil comes from corn, where does baby oil come from?