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If corn oil comes from corn, where does baby oil come from?

Reality: An illusion due to lack of alcohol.

Join The Army, Visit exotic places, meet strange people, then kill them.

I am on the seafood diet. I see food and I eat it!

Next time wave all your fingers at me!

I thought that I could love no other. Until, that is, I met ur brother!

Why do our noses run and our feet smell?!?!

God made guys then he had a better idea......girls!(L):P

What do an Icebear have after swimming? Snowballs!

I have great faith in fools; self-confidence my friends call it

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Everyone likes a little ass, but no one likes a smart ass

I refuse to join any club that would have me for a member

I wear the pants in this house. My wife just tells me which pair to wear

If the police arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent?

God made guys then he had a better idea......girls!(L):P

Haggis is a self cleaning meal. Leave it for a while and it will get up and walk away

My door is always open so feel free to leave

(6) No work and all play is the best way to live (6)

Only in America do they buy a double cheese burger, large fries and a DIET COKE

24 hours in a day ... 24 beers in a case ... coincidence? I think notů

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The good Lord didn't create anything without a purpose, but mosquitoes come close.

The value of money in a relationship: the 10 bucks that the wife and the tax inspection don't know about are worth more than the 100 that both know about.

Children in the dark make accidents, but accidents in the dark make children.

What do you call Santa's helpers? Subordinate Clauses.

Lite: the new way to spell "Light," now with 20% fewer letters!