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I have a picture of u, I think its very nice, I put it under my bed... 2 scare away the mice!

Life is one long insane trip... Some people just have better Directions!

God made elfs God made deers God made u such a queer

Girls/Boys are great, every boy/girl should own one

If your heart is the strongest muscle why does it break so easily

I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants

I tought u were crazy, now i c ur nuts!

I invented the cordless extension cord

girls are better than boys everyone knows it we have the walk and the talk

This DOG is a good DOG way DOG to keep an fool DOG busy DOG. Read this again without DOG.

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Do you got with me get lost? I know the way


If electricty comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?


If at first you dont succeed skydiving isnt for you


Stupid statistics cost american companies 30 zillion dollars each year


A man that has never lied to a woman has no respect for her feelings


I want you(L)... to go away :D


Be selfish just once... If your upset, take someone elses life instead of your own!


This is where Napolean beat his bone-a-part


My door is always open so feel free to leave


Haggis is a self cleaning meal. Leave it for a while and it will get up and walk away





One-Liner Top 5:

Crime in multi-storey car parks. That is wrong on so many different levels.
Did you hear about the dyslexic Satanist? He sold his soul to Santa.
Apple should make a sarcasm font and call it the iRoll.
Do you wanna see a magic trick? Watch me pull something out of my pants!
People say I'm condescending. That means I talk down to people.