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I have a picture of u, I think its very nice, I put it under my bed... 2 scare away the mice!
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Life is one long insane trip... Some people just have better Directions!
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God made elfs God made deers God made u such a queer
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Girls/Boys are great, every boy/girl should own one
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I tought u were crazy, now i c ur nuts!
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If your heart is the strongest muscle why does it break so easily
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I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants
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I invented the cordless extension cord
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Now that I have a gun...u may run or hide :P
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This DOG is a good DOG way DOG to keep an fool DOG busy DOG. Read this again without DOG.
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I have a picture of u, I think its very nice, I put it under my bed... 2 scare away the mice!

God made guys then he had a better idea......girls!(L):P

I Luv Ur Smile And Ur Eyes.....Damn Im Gd At Tellin Lies :P

If you dont like my driving, then stay off the sidewalk

What is the end of everything?....The answer is g. Get it?

Roses r red Violets r blue God made me beautiful But what the hell did he do to you!

DINNER IS READY WHEN THE SMOKE ALARM GOES OFF!

Save a mouse, eat a pussy

The only reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live

Do they have reserved parking for non-handicap people at the Special Olympics?