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I have a picture of u, I think its very nice, I put it under my bed... 2 scare away the mice!

Life is one long insane trip... Some people just have better Directions!

God made elfs God made deers God made u such a queer

Girls/Boys are great, every boy/girl should own one

If your heart is the strongest muscle why does it break so easily

I tought u were crazy, now i c ur nuts!

I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants

I invented the cordless extension cord

girls are better than boys everyone knows it we have the walk and the talk

When I知 good, I知 really good, but when I知 bad I知 better

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The more I learn, the more I forget. So why would I learn?

I used to have an open mind but my brains kept falling out.

Haggis is a self cleaning meal. Leave it for a while and it will get up and walk away

They say hard work never hurts anybody, but why take the chance!

Take a break like it is a sort of screen saver!

If you dont like my driving, then stay off the sidewalk

An answer to that nagging question............... I let the dogs out!

You were so cute as a baby... what happened?!?

Never wish on 1 star more than 1nce cause your luck ALWAYS runs out!

I want you(L)... to go away :D

One-Liner Top 5:

Crime in multi-storey car parks. That is wrong on so many different levels.
I feel like I would enjoy getting out of bed more if I had to do it only three times a week. This every-day thing is overkill.
Can I have your picture so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?
Love is like a machine... sometimes you need a good screw to fix it.
The more people I meet, the more I like my dog.