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I have a picture of u, I think its very nice, I put it under my bed... 2 scare away the mice!

Life is one long insane trip... Some people just have better Directions!

God made elfs God made deers God made u such a queer

Girls/Boys are great, every boy/girl should own one

If your heart is the strongest muscle why does it break so easily

I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants

I invented the cordless extension cord

I tought u were crazy, now i c ur nuts!

girls are better than boys everyone knows it we have the walk and the talk

not all husbands are homeless but some are home less than others.

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They say hard work never hurts anybody, but why take the chance!


me done good in english!


Do you got with me get lost? I know the way


God made elfs God made deers God made u such a queer


Life is one long insane trip... Some people just have better Directions!


(8)roll roll roll ur joint, gently down the line, take a toke, inhale dat smoke, and blow ur friggin mind!(8)


-=Hard work pays off later, laziness pays off now!!=-


Everybody has the right to be stupid but your breaking the rules!


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