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If corn oil comes from corn, where does baby oil come from?
Reality: An illusion due to lack of alcohol.
Join The Army, Visit exotic places, meet strange people, then kill them.
I am on the seafood diet. I see food and I eat it!
Next time wave all your fingers at me!
I thought that I could love no other. Until, that is, I met ur brother!
Why do our noses run and our feet smell?!?!
God made guys then he had a better idea......girls!(L):P
What do an Icebear have after swimming? Snowballs!
I have great faith in fools; self-confidence my friends call it
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not all husbands are homeless but some are home less than others.
I love ur smile and ur eyes...Damn im good at telling lies! :D
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I thought pigs lived in farms, what are u doing here?!?
For all you who talk about me, thanks for making ME the center of YOUR world!
Fat people are harder to kidnap
Never wish on 1 star more than 1nce cause your luck ALWAYS runs out!
(8)roll roll roll ur joint, gently down the line, take a toke, inhale dat smoke, and blow ur friggin mind!(8)
Roll roll roll your joint, twist down the end, take a puff thats enough, pass it to a friend!
[Roses are red, Violets Are blue, When god gave brains, Where the hell where you :|]
Funny Jokes:You Might Be A Redneck If You Learned
An Italian A Bum And A Gay Guy In Hell
You Might Be Redneck If Your House
Yo Mama Is So Fat She Fell Off The
Sherlock Holmes And Matthew Watson Were On A Camping And Hiking Trip
How Is That Little Girl Doing Who Swallowed Ten Quarters Last Night
Your Mama So Fat When She Gets On The
Why Did The Blonde Sell Her Television
If Nothing Sticks To Teflon
This Woman Goes Into A Bar And Bets 100 Dollars That No Man Can Make Her Feel Like A Woman
What Do You Call A Guy With No Arms Or Legs Lying In A Pile Of Leaves
Two Drunk Guys Are Walking Home From The Pub When They See A Large Hole In The Ground
An Industrious Turkey Farmer Was Always Experimenting With Breeding To Perfect A Better Turkey
What Do You Get When You Cross A Donkey With An Onion
On A Farm Out In The Country Lived A Man And A Woman And Their Three Sons
Why Did The Mexican Girl Get Pregnant
How Many Lawyers Does It Take To Change A Light
Why Was The Suicide Bomber Disappointed When He Met His 72 Virgins?
An Old Man Gets On A Crowded Bus And No One Gives Him A Seat
What Do You Call 24 Blondes In A Box
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One-Liner Top 5:
The good Lord didn't create anything without a purpose, but mosquitoes come close.
The value of money in a relationship: the 10 bucks that the wife and the tax inspection don't know about are worth more than the 100 that both know about.
Children in the dark make accidents, but accidents in the dark make children.
What do you call Santa's helpers? Subordinate Clauses.
Lite: the new way to spell "Light," now with 20% fewer letters!