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I have a picture of u, I think its very nice, I put it under my bed... 2 scare away the mice!
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Life is one long insane trip... Some people just have better Directions!
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God made elfs God made deers God made u such a queer
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Girls/Boys are great, every boy/girl should own one
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I tought u were crazy, now i c ur nuts!
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If your heart is the strongest muscle why does it break so easily
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I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants
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I invented the cordless extension cord
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Now that I have a gun...u may run or hide :P
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This DOG is a good DOG way DOG to keep an fool DOG busy DOG. Read this again without DOG.
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I am on the seafood diet. I see food and I eat it!

Why is it that the most unattractive people in this world insist on being nudists?

An answer to that nagging question............... I let the dogs out!

My door is always open so feel free to leave

(8)roll roll roll ur joint, gently down the line, take a toke, inhale dat smoke, and blow ur friggin mind!(8)

Dont steal, the government hates competition!

I wear the pants in this house. My wife just tells me which pair to wear

Reality: An illusion due to lack of alcohol.

Friendship is like wetting your pants, everyone can see it, but only you can feel the true warmth

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