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I have a picture of u, I think its very nice, I put it under my bed... 2 scare away the mice!
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Life is one long insane trip... Some people just have better Directions!
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God made elfs God made deers God made u such a queer
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Girls/Boys are great, every boy/girl should own one
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I tought u were crazy, now i c ur nuts!
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If your heart is the strongest muscle why does it break so easily
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I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants
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Now that I have a gun...u may run or hide :P
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I invented the cordless extension cord
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be cool dont go to skool (L) be free come dance with me
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Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife

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Silence is Golden.. But Shouting IS fun!

Who laughs last, thinks the slowest

The pen is mightier than the sword, and considerably easier to write with

If your heart is the strongest muscle why does it break so easily

God made guys then he had a better idea......girls!(L):P

It takes a big man to cry, but it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man

This DOG is a good DOG way DOG to keep an fool DOG busy DOG. Read this again without DOG.

I am on the seafood diet. I see food and I eat it!