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I have a picture of u, I think its very nice, I put it under my bed... 2 scare away the mice!

Life is one long insane trip... Some people just have better Directions!

God made elfs God made deers God made u such a queer

Girls/Boys are great, every boy/girl should own one

If your heart is the strongest muscle why does it break so easily

I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants

I tought u were crazy, now i c ur nuts!

I invented the cordless extension cord

girls are better than boys everyone knows it we have the walk and the talk

This DOG is a good DOG way DOG to keep an fool DOG busy DOG. Read this again without DOG.

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DINNER IS READY WHEN THE SMOKE ALARM GOES OFF!


I must confess, I was born at a very early age


Reality: An illusion due to lack of alcohol.


You may be only young once, but you can be immature forever!


Haggis is a self cleaning meal. Leave it for a while and it will get up and walk away


I like my steak so rare that when you poke it, it still says mooooo


I am on the seafood diet. I see food and I eat it!


Flying is simple. You just throw yourself at the ground and miss


Act your age, not your shoe size!


They say hard work never hurts anybody, but why take the chance!





One-Liner Top 5:

Crime in multi-storey car parks. That is wrong on so many different levels.
Do you wanna see a magic trick? Watch me pull something out of my pants!
Becoming a father is easy enough, but being one can be very rough.
People say I'm condescending. That means I talk down to people.
If winning isn't everything why do they keep score?