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If corn oil comes from corn, where does baby oil come from?
Reality: An illusion due to lack of alcohol.
Join The Army, Visit exotic places, meet strange people, then kill them.
I am on the seafood diet. I see food and I eat it!
Next time wave all your fingers at me!
I thought that I could love no other. Until, that is, I met ur brother!
Why do our noses run and our feet smell?!?!
God made guys then he had a better idea......girls!(L):P
What do an Icebear have after swimming? Snowballs!
I have great faith in fools; self-confidence my friends call it
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It takes a big man to cry, but it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man
~*~What happens if you get scared half to death 2 timez?~*~
Never wish on 1 star more than 1nce cause your luck ALWAYS runs out!
I wear the pants in this house. My wife just tells me which pair to wear
Make love not war. Condoms are cheaper than guns
Stupid statistics cost american companies 30 zillion dollars each year
DINNER IS READY WHEN THE SMOKE ALARM GOES OFF!
An unfortunate person is one tries to fart but shits instead
It was a brave man who ate the first oyster
If your heart is the strongest muscle why does it break so easily
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Bush Falls Into A Coma And Awakes 3 Years Later
In Washington DC They Ran Out Tickle Me Elmo Dolls
There Was This Snail Who Wanted To Be A Formula One Racing Driver
What Do You Call A Bunch Of Blondes In A Freezer
There Was Once A Small Snail Who Always Dreamed Of Becoming A Race-car Driver
Mrs Applebee The 6th Grade Teacher Posed The Following Problem To One Of Her Classes
What Kind Of Fish Does A Priest Eat
Why Did God Make Farts Smelly
A Man Goes To His Doctor With A Banana Stuck In Each Ear And Grapes Stuck Up His Nose
What Do You Call A Bunch Of Millionaires Sitting Around Watching The NBA Finals
There Were Two Blondes At The Park
Two Cellphones Had A Baby
Your Mama Is So Fat That Every Time The Army
These Three Guys Got Together One Day And Were Talking About How Drunk They Got At A Party The Night Before
I Just Got My New Lexus RX400h And Returned To The Dealer The Next Day Complaining That I Couldn T Figure Out How The Radio Worked
Three Guys Shut Upmanners And Crap Were Driving Too Fast And And Crap Felt Out Of The Car
The Plane's Cabin Was Being Served By An Obviously Gay Flight Attendant Who Was Just As Obviously Enjoying Himself
Yo Mama So Fat That Every Time She Turns Around
Yo Mama So Ghetto Her Wedding Cake Was
How Many Branch Davidians Can You Fit In A Car
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One-Liner Top 5:
The good Lord didn't create anything without a purpose, but mosquitoes come close.
The value of money in a relationship: the 10 bucks that the wife and the tax inspection don't know about are worth more than the 100 that both know about.
Children in the dark make accidents, but accidents in the dark make children.
What do you call Santa's helpers? Subordinate Clauses.
Lite: the new way to spell "Light," now with 20% fewer letters!