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If corn oil comes from corn, where does baby oil come from?

Reality: An illusion due to lack of alcohol.

Join The Army, Visit exotic places, meet strange people, then kill them.

I am on the seafood diet. I see food and I eat it!

Next time wave all your fingers at me!

I thought that I could love no other. Until, that is, I met ur brother!

Why do our noses run and our feet smell?!?!

God made guys then he had a better idea......girls!(L):P

What do an Icebear have after swimming? Snowballs!

I have great faith in fools; self-confidence my friends call it

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It takes a big man to cry, but it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man

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I wear the pants in this house. My wife just tells me which pair to wear

Make love not war. Condoms are cheaper than guns

Stupid statistics cost american companies 30 zillion dollars each year


An unfortunate person is one tries to fart but shits instead

It was a brave man who ate the first oyster

If your heart is the strongest muscle why does it break so easily

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The good Lord didn't create anything without a purpose, but mosquitoes come close.

The value of money in a relationship: the 10 bucks that the wife and the tax inspection don't know about are worth more than the 100 that both know about.

Children in the dark make accidents, but accidents in the dark make children.

What do you call Santa's helpers? Subordinate Clauses.

Lite: the new way to spell "Light," now with 20% fewer letters!