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I have a picture of u, I think its very nice, I put it under my bed... 2 scare away the mice!

Life is one long insane trip... Some people just have better Directions!

God made elfs God made deers God made u such a queer

Girls/Boys are great, every boy/girl should own one

If your heart is the strongest muscle why does it break so easily

I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants

I tought u were crazy, now i c ur nuts!

I invented the cordless extension cord

girls are better than boys everyone knows it we have the walk and the talk

This DOG is a good DOG way DOG to keep an fool DOG busy DOG. Read this again without DOG.

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~*~What happens if you get scared half to death 2 timez?~*~


Good girls go to school,bad girls go to the mall...So, wanna come shopping with me!?


Yes.. It was I who let the dogs out!


The only reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live


I would tell ya to go to hell but all dogs go to heaven


Time flies like the wind; fruit flies like bananas


Women/Men are proof that women/men can take a joke


This DOG is a good DOG way DOG to keep an fool DOG busy DOG. Read this again without DOG.


Reality: An illusion due to lack of alcohol.


I love cats... they taste just like chicken





One-Liner Top 5:

Crime in multi-storey car parks. That is wrong on so many different levels.
Did you hear about the dyslexic Satanist? He sold his soul to Santa.
Apple should make a sarcasm font and call it the iRoll.
Do you wanna see a magic trick? Watch me pull something out of my pants!
People say I'm condescending. That means I talk down to people.