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I have a picture of u, I think its very nice, I put it under my bed... 2 scare away the mice!


Life is one long insane trip... Some people just have better Directions!


God made elfs God made deers God made u such a queer


Girls/Boys are great, every boy/girl should own one


If your heart is the strongest muscle why does it break so easily


I tought u were crazy, now i c ur nuts!


I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants


I invented the cordless extension cord


girls are better than boys everyone knows it we have the walk and the talk


When I知 good, I知 really good, but when I知 bad I知 better


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my grammer be good is!


Roll roll roll your joint, twist down the end, take a puff thats enough, pass it to a friend!


Time flies like the wind; fruit flies like bananas


I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants


I tought u were crazy, now i c ur nuts!


Make love not war. Condoms are cheaper than guns


I thought pigs lived in farms, what are u doing here?!?


All racists who are prepared to die for their country, why not now?


Anarchists of the world, unite!


>> I am nobody, no body is perfect, therefore i am perfect! ;)





One-Liner Top 5:

Crime in multi-storey car parks. That is wrong on so many different levels.
I feel like I would enjoy getting out of bed more if I had to do it only three times a week. This every-day thing is overkill.
Can I have your picture so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?
Love is like a machine... sometimes you need a good screw to fix it.
The more people I meet, the more I like my dog.