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I have a picture of u, I think its very nice, I put it under my bed... 2 scare away the mice!

Life is one long insane trip... Some people just have better Directions!

God made elfs God made deers God made u such a queer

Girls/Boys are great, every boy/girl should own one

If your heart is the strongest muscle why does it break so easily

I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants

I invented the cordless extension cord

I tought u were crazy, now i c ur nuts!

girls are better than boys everyone knows it we have the walk and the talk

not all husbands are homeless but some are home less than others.

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I love ur smile and ur eyes...Damn im good at telling lies! :D

A man that has never lied to a woman has no respect for her feelings

Iíve lost my phone number, can I have yours?

[2 + 2 = 5] for extremely large values of 2.

Beer: helping ugly people get laid since 1823

Women/Men are proof that women/men can take a joke

It Worries Me How Dumb You Are

>> I am nobody, no body is perfect, therefore i am perfect! ;)

:) My darling my love, my beautiful wife. Marrying you screwed up my life :S

Some says that sunshine follow thunder

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Crime in multi-storey car parks. That is wrong on so many different levels.
Can I have your picture so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?
No, those pants don't make you look fatter. I mean, how could they?
Clinton lied. A man might forget where he parks or where he lives, but he never forgets oral sex, no matter how bad it is.
Lite: the new way to spell "Light," now with 20% fewer letters!