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If corn oil comes from corn, where does baby oil come from?

Reality: An illusion due to lack of alcohol.

Join The Army, Visit exotic places, meet strange people, then kill them.

I am on the seafood diet. I see food and I eat it!

Next time wave all your fingers at me!

I thought that I could love no other. Until, that is, I met ur brother!

Why do our noses run and our feet smell?!?!

God made guys then he had a better idea......girls!(L):P

What do an Icebear have after swimming? Snowballs!

I have great faith in fools; self-confidence my friends call it

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I like my steak so rare that when you poke it, it still says mooooo


You and the bank own a very lovely home


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I love cats... they taste just like chicken


Reality: An illusion due to lack of alcohol.


freaky people think im freaky so am i a freaky person ?


Stupid statistics cost american companies 30 zillion dollars each year


Life is one long insane trip... Some people just have better Directions!


What do an Icebear have after swimming? Snowballs!


Do you got with me get lost? I know the way



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The good Lord didn't create anything without a purpose, but mosquitoes come close.

The value of money in a relationship: the 10 bucks that the wife and the tax inspection don't know about are worth more than the 100 that both know about.

Children in the dark make accidents, but accidents in the dark make children.

What do you call Santa's helpers? Subordinate Clauses.

Lite: the new way to spell "Light," now with 20% fewer letters!




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