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I have a picture of u, I think its very nice, I put it under my bed... 2 scare away the mice!

Life is one long insane trip... Some people just have better Directions!

God made elfs God made deers God made u such a queer

Girls/Boys are great, every boy/girl should own one

If your heart is the strongest muscle why does it break so easily

I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants

I tought u were crazy, now i c ur nuts!

I invented the cordless extension cord

girls are better than boys everyone knows it we have the walk and the talk

This DOG is a good DOG way DOG to keep an fool DOG busy DOG. Read this again without DOG.

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(8)roll roll roll ur joint, gently down the line, take a toke, inhale dat smoke, and blow ur friggin mind!(8)


My door is always open so feel free to leave


The pen is mightier than the sword, and considerably easier to write with


What do an Icebear have after swimming? Snowballs!


I love deadlines, especially the whooshing sound they make as they go by


not all husbands are homeless but some are home less than others.


I tought u were crazy, now i c ur nuts!


The more I learn, the more I forget. So why would I learn?


I love ur smile and ur eyes...Damn im good at telling lies! :D


It takes a big man to cry, but it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man





One-Liner Top 5:

Crime in multi-storey car parks. That is wrong on so many different levels.
Did you hear about the dyslexic Satanist? He sold his soul to Santa.
Apple should make a sarcasm font and call it the iRoll.
Do you wanna see a magic trick? Watch me pull something out of my pants!
People say I'm condescending. That means I talk down to people.