Bar Jokes: A Guy Walks Into A Bar And Sees A Sign That Reads

A guy walks into a bar and sees a sign that reads: hamburger: $1; cheeseburger: $2; hand job: $10. He beckons to an attractive blonde behind the counter. "Can I help you?" she asks with a knowing smile. "I was wondering", whispers the man, "are you the one who gives the hand jobs?" "Yes" she purrs, "I am." "Well, wash your hands" he says, "I want a cheeseburger."

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