Funny Jokes | 10 Funny Jokes About Blondes

What do you call a blonde doing a handstand? A brunette!
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Why did the blonde go up on top of the bar? Because the bartender said the drinks were on the house!
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A blonde woman and a red-headed woman are taken hostage by terrorists. The women are taken to a remote island and put before a firing squad. But first, the terrorists ask the red-headed woman if she has any last words. The red-head points and says, "Twister!" The terrorists ran in all different directions and the red-headed woman gets away. When they realize what has happened, the come back and to where the blonde woman is still standing, and they ask her if she has any last words. She points and says, "Fire!"
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A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if he could see her license. She replied in a huff, "I wish you guys would get your act together. Just yesterday you take away my license and then today you expect me to show it to you!"
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Why did the blonde have square boobs? She forgot to take the tissues out of the box!
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Why do blonde cowgirls walk bow-legged? Because their boyfriends eat with their hats on!
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Q: What did the blonde ask Santa Claus for Christmas? A: Five golden dings, four calling nerds, three French men, two purple gloves, and a bar fridge and a party.
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How do you confuse a blonde? Tell her a blonde joke.
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Why does the blonde throw breadcrumbs in the toilet every morning? To feed the toilet duck!
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What do you call a blonde bird? A swallow!
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