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Funny Jokes About Blondes

Q: How do you sink a submarine full of blondes?

A: Knock on the door.

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A blonde is trapped on an island. She learns how to swim and decides to go swim to shore. When she was only 1/4 away from shore, she swam back, complaining that she was too tired.
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Why is an upside-down blonde so funny?

Because she is a crack up.

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Question: Why did the 3 blondes jump off the building?

Answer: They wanted to see if their maxi-pads really had wings!

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Question: Why does the blonde throw breadcrumbs in the toilet every morning?

Answer: To feed the toilet duck!

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Q: What kind of tricycle does a blonde have?

A: The one with the kick stand.

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Why was the blonde having trouble sleeping?

She forgot to close her eyes.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are on the run from the law when they find an old barn to hide out in. The police are close on their tails, so when the women find three sacks, they immediately jump into them. About a minute later, a policeman comes into the barn and sees the suspicious-looking sacks. He kicks the first one.

"Meow," says the redhead.

"It must be a cat," thinks the policeman and he kicks the second sack.

"Woof," says the brunette.

"Must be a dog," thinks the policeman and he kicks the third sack.

"Potatoes," says the blonde.

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Why did the blonde go up on top of the bar?

Because the bartender said the drinks were on the house!

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Q: Why was the blonde disappointed with her trip to England?

A: She found out Big Ben was only a clock.

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