Funny Jokes | 10 Funny Jokes About Blondes

How do you confuse a blonde?

Tell her a blonde joke.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are crossing an enchanted bridge in Magical Fairyland when they run into a fairy. The fairy says that they can be granted a transformation if they jump off the bridge and call out their wish. The brunette immediately jumps off the bridge and yells: "Eagle!" She turns into a beautiful bird of prey and flies away. The redhead jumps off the bridge and yells out: "Salmon!" She turns into a gorgeous shimmering salmon and swims upstream to spawn. The blonde is at this point so excited that she jumps off the bridge without thinking of her wish. She panics. "Crap!"
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What do you call a lesbian Eskimo? A klondyke!
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A blonde woman and a red-headed woman are taken hostage by terrorists. The women are taken to a remote island and put before a firing squad. But first, the terrorists ask the red-headed woman if she has any last words. The red-head points and says, "Twister!" The terrorists ran in all different directions and the red-headed woman gets away. When they realize what has happened, the come back and to where the blonde woman is still standing, and they ask her if she has any last words. She points and says, "Fire!"
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What did Santa say to the three blondes on the corner?

"Ho. Ho. Ho."

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Why was the blonde disappointed with her trip to England? She found out Big Ben was only a clock!
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Why did the blonde go to church?
Cause she heard there was a guy hung like this------(jesus on the cross from hand to hand)

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Question: What do you call four blondes in a Volkswagen?

Answer: Far-from-thinking!

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Two blondes meet in Heaven. "How did you die?" the first one asks. "Oh! I died in a freezer," the second blonde replied. "So how did you die?" the second blonde asks. "Well, I suspected my husband was having an affair, so one day when I came home early from work, I looked all over the house, trying to look for the other woman because I saw that my husband was naked. When I coming upstairs from searching the basement, I slipped and broke my neck. I never got to find that woman," replied the first blonde. The second blonde then says, "If only you looked in the freezer, maybe we both might still have been alive!"
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Why do blonde cowgirls walk bow-legged?

Because their boyfriends eat with their hats on.

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