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A blonde came home from work one afternoon and opened up the door to her house. Her house was trashed. A robber had come through the house. There were clothes and jewelry missing. She calls the cops and they send a police officer to her home. The cop gets out with his German Shepherd on the leash. The blonde walks outside and says, "Great, my house gets robbed and they send me a blind cop."

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