Blonde Jokes: A Blonde Goes To An Office Party And Wins A Thermos

A blonde goes to an office party and wins a thermos. The blonde asks a co-worker, "What does it do?" He says, "It keeps hot things hot and cold things cold." The next day the blonde goes to work after filling her thermos with ice cream and tea.


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